My humor is not as bold nor as cerebral as some but I figured it was unfair of me to read without at least trying. Hope you enjoy them!

The Adventures of Inane Reference Man by SteelRandom 8-27-03

When there is trouble... Inane Reference Man! There is a monster terrorizing the town! Help us! The people call on Inane Reference Man for help! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Napolean was really short! Mainly because they have no other choice. Ass... Another crisis averted!

Where are they now SC style- 2 by SteelRandom 8-26-03

The U.N. has requested we send someone along to help you here at nights. The entire world voted on her to join you out here in the armpit of civilization. You mean I'll have human contact again? Who is it? Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! FRAN DRESCHER!!!!! NOOOOOOO!

Where are they now- SC style! part 1 by SteelRandom 8-26-03

I wonder what ever happened to that chick from Edward Scissorhands. You mean Winona Ryder? Yeah! She was hot! After her trial she did kinda disappear didn't she? You want fries with that? Oh...

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