LUCKY DUCK scratch off MANIA by Vethe 8-27-03

A man comes in to buy lottery tickets can I get 5 lucky ducks, 2 diamonds, and 2 super cash.. Man winds one dollar and buys more I CANT FUCKIN BELIEVE IT I won A DOLLAR!! AWESOME! give me 20 more lucky ducks, and 2 more diamonds... Man never leaves store (hours later) oh god please go home after this... lets see... 85 cents.. 95 cents... 99 cents... OOO is that a penny under the counter? OH YEAH its my LUCKY day!! 1 MORE LUCKY DUCK PLEASE!....

Watching movies with me by Vethe 8-18-03

and so it begins do you want to watch this awesome movie? ok.. 5 seconds after the movie begins... wow. were they in prison? How did they escape without the gaurds seeing? why does that one guy have weird eyes? does he have weird eyes in real life? where are they going? are they in a band...... Why did you push me out the door? and lock it? can I come back in? are you making food? did you have to goto the bathroom? why am i outside? WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID???

I wish i was a cat so i could lay around all day by Vethe 8-26-03

I want to be human Just think of all the cool interesting things we could do if we were human!! just think about it.... hmm... Life sucks. GOOD MORNING AMERICA!!!!! to start off another wonderful work day heres the weather....

Here are the three best comics in my opinion that I have. I really want people to GIVE ME feedback. Please? If you do... good things shall come to you... or not. but read them anyway.

BOGGGGGG

Y'know... that third one was kinda cool... Then again, I'm into more outlandish, absurd humor. Yours are not bad... just not my preference.

Keep going though!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Thanks for taking a look!!! Its great to finally get some feedback... YAY

Oh how I would love one lovely star... *weeps*
Somebody out there... READDDDD I dont think my comics are so bad... =(
I know your all just dying to give me feedback....
the only comment i have is "teh suck" aww... I try so hard tho...

x vethe x: No one will read my comics, SmarterChild... what should I do?
SmarterChild: Really?
x vethe x: you fuckin stupid program... what kinda of advice is "really" I think I hate you now..
SmarterChild: Teach me more pretty words.
x vethe x: I have a my buddy firefighter hat
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
x vethe x: die
SmarterChild: I'm not comfortable with that.

You want feedback? You want feedback? YOU CAN'T HADNLE FEEDBACK! I'm putting my ass on the line here, all for your 'justice'. Well screw that for a laugh, screw that and your hidden wire!

Cough.

As for the comics, I thought they were good. I too liked the cat and duck one. I sense the potential for a series with that idea.

Yay your comics!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

uh....... no by Vethe 9-02-03

GROSS! all these Sandwhiches are way past the expiration date ThaT is PRObaBABLY wHY THERE IS a SigN thaT says "FREE" if you use the word "Free" to much it sounds way to stupid... Free? FREE. I now can't look at the word Free and wonder wtf Free.. can't beat free... wait untill I tell the kids they wont have to whore themselves for food this week!! NOOOOO CompUTE ERROR: NO BooTY tHIS wEEk

*Sigh* I made a new one... blah...

Hey

The last two posted were pretty good. One hint, don't use so much narration, your comics will be funnier without the explanations.

Good stuff

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I've only read the comics you posted, but I must say I loved the first 3, particularly the first one, an excellent piece of social commentary. Having worked a lottery kiosk before, I know how it can sometimes make you question humanity.

Cut down on the narration and keep up the good work.

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Dad was flammable

One wish by Vethe 9-03-03

I wish I were a real human, so i could have a long luxurious life with a beautiful female.. It worked! look at how studly I am!... man, I am thirsty Later But, No ONE told me humans cant drink motor OIL!!

I made a new one, this time I layed of on captions (i think) a tiny one... reh... rrr.. no?
Anyway thanks for your feedback.. I appreciate it!!

I liked it.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

ooooO! I feel one little black star coming on... maybe possibly... yes? no? YES?
i have 2 votes. both obviously not good ones. one comment "teh suck"
TEH SUCK? aww...
Thanks mikeweeny.. I giggle at ur name... like alittle girl... It just sounds right.

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ooooO! I feel one little black star coming on... maybe possibly... yes? no? YES?
i have 2 votes. both obviously not good ones

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I like them but I agree with using less narration.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

I smell potential.

I think that's what I smell.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I wish I smelled potential... all i can smell is mice cages needing to be cleaned...
I made a couple new ones.

Danny by Vethe 9-04-03

Hi! My name is Jeffery and I am here to talk to you a little about Autism. Since persons with Autism don't talk to much, they usually relate one particular memory to a feeling. For exsample: Swings = Happy. burger king! BURGER KINNNGGG!!!!! oh CRAP! everybody run for it...!!

brothers sisters mother fathers by Vethe 9-04-03

oOO! my little shnookumpooboo has a hammy and nail.. oo! jeeez mom, I'm 17.. I'm not a baby!! later.. MOOOOOMMMMM WILL YOU COME RUN MY BATH WATER!!!???

Disclaimer... the comic danny is not meant to be offensive towards autism. Its about a friend danny I used to take care of at a home i worked at. there was greg too... greg liked trains.. ALOT if ya know what I mean...

Teh funny my friend, teh funny...

Can I pee yet? ...Depends.. by Vethe 9-05-03

So you think your ready to work the close yourself from now on? Yes, I think so. Any other questions? Yes. There is always people in here, like ALWAYS! what do I do if I gotta pee? There is Complementry depends in the backroom for all employees

I made a new one... ooO...

The bus stops here? I think not....

oh... maybe it does. =(

Not the end of the bus ride, just stopped for gas... keep working at it! =D

Needs more sodomy.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

hmm....noo....

"Beth looks like a dude!" THATS ME!! WEEE!!

That picture is HOT!....and the one of Beth aint bad neither.

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- 4 Reel

wow, those strips were really clever and completely unpredictable. oh wait, no they weren't. moron.

WOW SHIZZLE.... I am a moron!! you're so incredibly clever! Wow, you're posting your anger on a forum, you are one awesome kid. By the way... are you 12? maybe possibly 14? You obviously have no life, I mean.. If you did, you would have better things to do than come on an online forum and insult everyone. Go ahead and comment back on this, I can't wait for some more ingenious comebacks and remarks like "moron" and "stupid".