Cthulhu returns I by lukket 8-28-03

Cthulhu returns... I demand to see your leader. Yummy. Squid. I said. I demand to see your leader, now! Talking squid, though. Speak to me, or I will kill you! Meow?

Cthulhu returns II by lukket 8-28-03

I've lost my patience human, now you will die. What I wouldn't give for the ability to talk now. Prepare to die... hey! Touch my cat and die! A cat? Then you must be the human. What are you anyway? Ackbar?

Cthulhu returns III by lukket 8-28-03

I'm not Ackbar. I'm Cthulhu and I've come to rule the earth! It's a trap! Hahaha... Show me respect! I demand to see your leader! I don't think they will allow you to see him. Why? Because I'm the high priest of the old ones who is returning to rule the Earth and enslave the humans? OK. You'll blend in just fine.

Cthulhu returns IV by lukket 8-28-03

Let me in. I want to see your leader. Let me see what I can do Mr Ackbar. I'm Cthulhu, high priest of the great old ones. I demand to see your leader. Oh you're so funny Mr Ackbar. Mr Bush is a great fan, so I don't think it'll be a problem. Take me to him or I'll ... hmm... It's a trap, right? Oh you're cracking me up Mr Ackbar. Just a moment.

Cthulhu returns V by lukket 8-28-03

Mr President. We have Ackbar in the waiting room. You're sure it's not a trap, hahaha. Do you want to see him? Yeah. I want him to quit the rebellion forces and work for the dark side. Hahaha, Mr. President. You're so funny! Yeah. "It's a trap" works every time.

[Click to view comic: 'Cthulhu returns VI']
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Number X has a disturbing error. Here's an update:

Cthulhu returns X 10.1 by lukket 8-28-03

Hey Cthulhu. What brings you back? I thought you were busy crushing the humans and ruling the Earth? The humans were so disrespectful. They are not worthy to be crushed and ruled by me. What did they do? Were they revolting against you? Did they kill your minions? Did they show disobedience? No. It was much worse. They laughed at me and said I reminded them of Ackbar! Hey. There's something about it. There does seem to be a resemblance. Hey! Watch it pal.

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That was too funny! Mad props!

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

I probably would have found it funnier if I knew who this Ackbar was. *hangs head*

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

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Come back when you've seen "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi".
If you want some info, just check out:
Star Wars Databank.

His image and the expression (from the movie) "It's a trap" is considered to be a cliche in many only forums.

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Don't read his comics, it's a trap!

(I am...hilarious).

:(