l337ed by GalaxyOfGravy 8-26-03

Ms. Sooka, you have been accused for shooting up large amounts of cocaine in the back room of this resturant. Have anything to say about this? Hummmmmmm... AAAHHHH!!!! ch3ck 0u7 my l337 c0k3 5k1llz f00l

m1cr0$0ft 5uXX0r5 by GalaxyOfGravy 8-27-03

Welcome to Windows XPpPpPpPpo[jp... Checkin' my email, dum dum. Checkin' my email, doo d... huh? FOOOOOSH!! HOLY CRAP! &*@# Blaster worm...

Tech guy by GalaxyOfGravy 8-27-03

Stupid Blaster worm... took out my computer... grumble grumble. Oh well, Dell tech support should be here any minute. DING DONG! That must be him. Uh oh. Hello, you must be Mr. Christ. I'm Stan and I'll be your Dell personal computer repair guy for today! (Mumble mumble what a load of crap.)

A Tribute to SPLATTERHOUSE by GalaxyOfGravy 8-27-03

I am Rick. Give Jessica back to me. I am a zombie. Jessica's spirit rests inside me. Kill me to free her. MOTION BLUR! RICK SPLATS ZOMBIE! HI-YAH! HOORAY! HOORAY!

The Penny Arcade you never saw... by GalaxyOfGravy 8-27-03

In Gabe's world... This is sooo weird... I'm sitting next to myself. Guess I smoked too many joints... Back to our world... Now my clone turned into John Romero!! WILL YOU MARRY ME, JOHN?!? Squeek!

All this and more, just read GALAXYOFGRAVY'S COMICS!!

Any opinions??

Uuuuhhh... excellent use of that annoying 1337 hax0r text that everyone loves so much...

Actually, they're kind of funny... I'm just breaking your balls...

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

i bet my comics might compete in funniness with your comics, so there!!!

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[stereotypical 70's cop show Chief voice]

DCOMMMMMMM!!!!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.