Day In and Day Out by blackhaloinc 9-01-03

Welcome to OD how may I help you? Mmm...Yes, uh how do you make illegal copies of DVDs? Well...If you mean "how do I backup" my dvds, first you'd need a dvd burner and then the software to do it. Mmm...yes yes, I have DVD burner and software but how do I make them Illegal? I'm walking away now before we both get thrown in jail. A-cu-me If you dont know can you find somebody else that does? Doesnt anybody work around here that knows anything?I need to know go find somebody, I talk to your manager would your manager know...

Good stuff.

And you could always tell your customers:

"OK I'll show you, and it'll cost you twenty bucks but keep it a secret *wink* Hit Scroll Lock eighty-eight times and it becomes illegal- it's a secret the DVD makers don't want you to know!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Whats really sad is, I made that comic the day before I went to work and while at work somebody actually asked me that shit. I almost laughed in there face.

A hilarious case of life imitating art. A not so hilarious case would be the release of a real life ass-raping red robot that bellows its intentions. Woo!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)