I just finished reading all of gabe's comics and I think he's infected me, and not for the first time.

Ode to Gabe "Assy" Billings by ObiJo 9-03-03

It says here that you've only written 7 comics in 2003, assy. I'm busy with fireman stuff. Saving orphans, muzzling wiggaz, that sort of thing. Muzzling wiggaz? Yeah. What the hell's wrong with you? Wiggaz need muzzling too!

Bring it! by ObiJo 9-03-03

gabe and I have copyrighted the word assy. assy © obi and gabe 2003 If you use it without our permission, we'll fuckin cut ya. From tit to tit. Tit to tit? That's not very much cutting. I take the long route.

Gangland by ObiJo 9-03-03

You know what we should do, obi, my man? Jab wirthling's floating head onto the end of a stick and play "How many whacks does it take to knock down this brick wall with a stick"? Can't. The world's running out of sticks. Oh yeah, forgot. Let's start a gang and go around stomping the shit out of unauthorized "assy" users! Tit to tit, baby!

Two panels and STOMP by ObiJo 9-03-03

Excuse me, could you help me read this letter? Letter? It's just a piece of paper with one big word scrawled on it. And what would that word be? *STOMP STOMP* Assy... OWWWWW!!!! *STOMP STOMP*

When a problem comes along, you must stomp it. by ObiJo 9-03-03

Why do you always put your arms up like that whenver you're stomping someone's ass? Like what? Like this! Like it'll kill you to get your hands dirty! Hey, you do that too! Yeah, but if get MY hands dirty my wife WILL kill me. Just stomp her ass too!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

What's a gabe? (comics = good)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a carnivorous bald-headed creature whose natural enemy is a wirthling.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

that was awesome

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This was a great way to start my day. Awesome.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

What's a wirthling?

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

there's a picture of a wirthling in the dictionary next to the word "suck".

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This is not my empire.

What's A Wirthling? by Rabid_Weasle 9-04-03

Greetings folks! I'm Wirthling! Lately there's been some confusion as to who or what I am. To help, here's a little definition. To draw (liquid) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction; To draw nourishment through or from;To hold, moisten, or maneuver (a sweet, for example) in the mouth. Oops! My fuck up, I gave the definition for suck, let me find Wirthling... Oh, never mind. Same thing.

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Poop.

2022: It's The End Of The World As We Know It by fuzzyman 2-18-02

Goddamn neckties... can never get these things right! Mr. President? It's almost time for your State of The Union address... Right, right... I'll be out in a second. So, Gabe, my loyal VP... what's the plan again? Same as it's been every year since 2017, sir. You come out, say a few words, and basicly frighten the country into submission. Do you think I still have the touch? I wouldn't worry, President Wirthling.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The Monumental Suck by Rabid_Weasle 9-04-03

Sucky sucky fie dolla! Hehe, nooo thank you! How's business? Business has been the shit! Eva since tha new guy move in! Heeeeey... I'm back again.

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Poop.

I would re-read all of Obijo's comics but I might laugh up a kidney and I've already sold it to someone.

Get stuff... again.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cool, I'm glad everyone liked them. : )

I'll probably keep that a running style, since it's a nice change-of-pace to stand-alone comics, which I'm starting to get tired of.

Which means I'm going on hiatus again.

Goodbye everyone!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oops, my ride already left. Guess I'm staying.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

So give me a fart attack already!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This thread is assy.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

How couldn't it be?

You're in it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm gonna tell mom.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

She already knows.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.