...would probably be a Donkey singing into a stick of broccoli. But then again we all have a different concept of weird.

Oh, new comic, by the way. Gander d'wn Yonder!

Whales have feelings too by Digger 9-04-03

*squeal*...*or wahtever teh hell wahle sounds r* YARR! Tehre SHE BE, TEH BIG FUKN WHITE WAIL wait....Wahtfuck U SAY? yu just call me a SHE? Cannot u C my big whale-ish DONG? i m liek 199ft. long spermwale.....m i taht small in teh pants? i wunder u r reason i cry at nite Yarr! =(

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I liked some of the comics that did not use 'web speak'.

The ones that did were teh suck

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Yeah. =/ Win some, lose some.

New Comic.

It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel screwed) by Digger 9-06-03

Earth is being over-run by EVIL! These men are our only hope. What will they do?! i m give tehm all crappy persents liek a penis keychain. n tehn tehy will be all liek "naw dawg, tihs sux, i wanted a toy train, so i be good next yaer!" 4 Reel! I will use my morphitate ablility 2 morphinate into a shark-moose and run at tehm HAMBURGERS AND HOTDOGS! i will eat tehy shoelaces and tehn run under teh fridge real fast, lololol i will give tehm tixet 4 be too mean We are so boned.

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WOW U R JUST SSOOOOO WACKY!

WAIT A MINUTE THIS ISN'T GAMEFAQS ^_^

jerkass

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I STILL DON'T NEED THIS PLACE TO DO CMOICS BRAD, YOU FUCKING GOLLIWOG PICANINNY FUCKER :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Saw one of those commercials....

Children are only worth pennies by Digger 9-07-03

ohi american consumer ppl watching teh TV n eatign ur popcron, im Sally Stuthrs, u must hlep tehse childs! tehy live in teh planets = anus *cough*.......*Died* U C!, tehse fukrs r droppin liek flies! I know u sayin "wtf fatbeast, u maek no sense. Flies liek poop n tehy live on shithole of planet, tehy shuld liek it" ALL i can say si...nope kthxbye. But ur miss teh point. Sedn US 4 cents in teh mail or sum cardboard. Tehy think ist Gramm Crackers, LEWLZ.

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Nice... Sally would be proud. =D

Digger is my hero.

Seriously.

That was indeed funny

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"You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try!" -Homer Simpson

It'd be funnier if I could read it at a glance without using my l33t babelfish.

If you take the time to learn how to read Digger, you'll be greatly rewarded. If you know how to look at his comics, you'll see just how hilarious they are.

Digger looks back on "The Goonies" by Digger 9-09-03

HEYYY YOU GUYZZZZ! ...BEBE.....BEBE RUTH! wtf sloth, shutup u BonePole. tihs is sux n i did teh truffle shuffle. U ALL SAW MY insecurities wiggle. =( can we liek hurry up, i gotta go star in hit movies liek MEATBALLS 4, i m tihnkin it will win me an emmy 4 bets pictur DATA NO LIEK TIHS AT ALL.!!!! DATA PEED TEH PANTS, in 3rd person dawg!! look dewds! ist Chester Copperpot, teh most famous pirate u never hurd of! Yarr! i'm already dead. Plz dont steal me gold. I had 2 kill 900 pygmies 4 it, but no, ur gonna ne way. u "earned" it. F this! plz stare at my ship when i leave. i giving u = finger

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Apparently you think I don't find them funny. I do. The only thing is, why make me have to work to find out how funny it is, if it can be written in proper english and be funny to a wider audience?

Bravo!

I'm not sure why I should have to take the time to, and even when I do, there's nothing particularly funny about them. In fact, if they WERE written in ordinary English there'd be nothing remarkable about them at all.

But that's part of what makes them funny. If they weren't written that way, they'd be significantly worse, in my opinion.

Chi, I think your comics are great, and you're obviously a very intelligent guy, so I'm not going to insult you by saying something like "You just don't get them." I guess (like most things) it's all just a matter of personal taste.

Personally, I think 90% of the comics done in this style are utterly terrible. But there are a few, and I think Digger is one of them, who use this style extremely well and make some really funny comics.

Finally, my comment about people "learning" how to read them wasn't directed at those who genuinely gave Digger (and others like him) a shot, but to those who see something like "Waht si he doinh" and pass the comics by without a second look.

His comics pretty much speak the truth, if they didn't have a comedic style, they wouldn't be as funny.

I'm not saying Digger is incapable of making a funny comic WITHOUT using his comedic language, but it works for me so far.

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Dad was flammable

As with a lot of comics on here, you're right, it does come down to taste - I'm glad you like my comics, and it's nice to see a rational response (as opposed to the all-too-common "you think these suck? well, yours suck even more!!" reaction)

you suck, Chi :O

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I tend to gloss over the Bad English, but digger is pretty funny at times.

The best part of "children worth pennies" is when the first kid dies and is immediately replaced. Sounds like something those rat bastards would do.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Oh yeah? Well, well... you suck more!

Gentlemen, please!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yes, both of you, calm down, you know you'll never suck as much as Jes.

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Dad was flammable

Cheer up, Gang!

You can get a PHD in Doctorology! by Digger 9-10-03

First day of skewl = rox i donut believe we r goign 2 skewl again, we Lready did lats year! yah dawg, but tihs year we r in teh ELVENTH GRADE. WELCOM 2 Shcool!....I am Mrs. Tatosack n u fukrs be lernin SEXAUL EDUCATION. Basically Storks have SEX wiht each ohter = make u. STay in skool kids. Becoz u can gro up 2 be cool jobs liek a doctor or a panda school givs u teh PROPER trainign 2 become hihgly successful @ Burger King

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That was meh. Only the storks, doctors and pandas induced a laugh.

i WANNA be a panda!