CHARLES GOT GAME by shizzle 9-04-03

HEY CHARLES, DO YOU HAVE THE NEW DONNAS RECORD?? CHICK BANDS ARE SOOO COOL! NO, I'VE BEEN DRINKING ALL DAY. NOW SHUT UP AND DRINK THIS *SPECIAL* BREW THAT I MADE... GEE, THAT TASTED KIND OF FUNNY... THAT'S JUST THE HOPS SETTLING, BITCH. FEELING FRISKY YET? MAN, WHAT A RIP. I JUST WANTED HER TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS A LITTLE...

This really happened the other day.

so did this, but i wasn't there.

Untitled by shizzle 9-05-03

YAW BETTS TA HAFF MA MONEY HO... SUCKY SAN NO HAVE! SUCKY SAN NO SUCKY SINCE SUNDAY! AW, HELLS NAW! I GONNA DEPO'TE YO SKINNY ASS BACK TO JERSEY, BITCH! NO! SUCKY SAN NO WANT GO TO JERSEY! FERRY SCARY SUCKY SAN! YOU BES' START SUCKIN', SUCKY SAN, OR I TROW YO ASS IN DA EAST RIVUH! YES, I SUCKY SOON!

fairly good but a little repetitve. like my comics

god i'm out of ideas

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