I might as well start you off on the first one.

Dude, what is wrong with you?! by Generic_Anonymity 8-21-03

Dude, the power's out! Yeah, here, too... So, umm, exactly how are we chatting? Duh, the computers don't run on electricity. ... What? A computer runs on the energy emitted by your soul...slowly draining out every last drop....Luckily, it's not painful at all!

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as the prophecy has foretold.

What't this?

A newbie who has read the FAQ, posts comics in the same thread and makes funny comics?
Check for the other 6 signs of the Apocalypse quick!

Nice one. Welcome to Stripcreator.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I took a month-long break...so I'm back...read em now! please?

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as the prophecy has foretold.