Remarks on 9-11 by boorite 9-11-03

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What others say about boorite!

All true...

Why America Hates Me by choadwarrior 6-08-03

My birthday is September 11th. Oh, that must suck to have that as your birthday. Get this...My dad's birthday is December 7th. No way? Pearl Harbor Day...That's creepy. My mom is French. God, it just keeps getting worse.

In Memorium by choadwarrior 9-11-03

This day will always be associated with the tragic events of September 11th. And I will mourn for America every year on this day. You remember September 11th also happens to be my birthday, right grandma? I know, dear, what were you thinking of?

Axis of Egomania by choadwarrior 9-11-03

Osama Bin Laden! At last I have found you and now I will make you pay for my suffering. Were you injured or did you lose a family member in the attacks? No. Do you know any of the soldiers who were killed fighting in the war against terror? No--you forever ruined my birthday. I'm sorry, but I just wanted to impress Jody Foster.

here are all my comics about that day when those things happened:

Cup 5.1: The World's Smallest Silver Lining by habnem 9-26-01

9/11/01 - 9:00 am - SnoGlobe Inc. (across the river from the WTC) I know you liked the snow globe factory, hon, but we ran out of money for fake snow to put inside. Umm... Mommy? Look behind you. Holy mother of pearl! Get the wheelbarrow, baby! Yes ma'am.

You know... THAT day. by il_schmucko 9-07-02

America: 2051 Grandpa, what's Patriot Day? Well dear, before your daddy was born, some mean men stole some airplanes and used them to kill a lot of people. Really? Why is it called Patriot Day? The President named it, and he wasn't very smart. Oh. Grandpa--what's a airplane?

Seven hundred thirty days by habnem 9-12-03

My fellow Americans, it has been two years now since "our nation saw evil," and in that time, we have dismantled two nations' governments. Assuming a constant rate, and that the Dems stick to their strategy of running no one in 2004, by the end of my administration, 7 nations will be under new management. I would attempt to explain how this will keep America safe from terrorism, but fortunately, you guys never ask me. Just keep buying Halliburton, kids!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

How long have those hotdogs been in that gas chamber anyway? And why does every cashier look like Omar Sharif? And would it be so hard for them to clean the floor once in a while by the slurpee machine so it isn't like I just walked into a human roach motel?

Oh, wait--you all are talking about 9-11.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ever robbed a 7-11? They don't keep any damn CASH around!

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What others say about boorite!

fun.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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Didn't realise this topic was here until now...

I'm Low on Material by Ekpyro 10-09-03

So here's a joke i thought up a few months ago: Why did 'September the 11th' happen? I don't know. Sometheen to do with Sudahm, dude? No, because Americans are easy targets LOL

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

PSA - How to deal with trolls by ObiJo 10-12-03

Nice little community you have here. Bunch of backslapping, narrow-viewed, unintelligent blokes. FUCK YOU!! WHY DO YOU STAY IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH!! GREAT INTERPERSONAL SKILLS, CHUCKLES!! How to deal with a troll: either accept his opinion as genuine, or accept it as motivated. A troll's motivated opinion is usually to satisfy his own needs with no regard for the group - it's selfish. Common selfish troll motives include: inferiority complex, projection of anger, and emotional neediness. Remedy? Accept the troll as such, thus allowing you to stop taking him even remotely seriously.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

1. Did i say anyone was unintelligent explicitly?

2. Maybe you could take the opinions as rhetorical?

3. The comic has no intrinsic humour to it?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Better Late than Never by Ekpyro 8-01-03

Those British soldiers who gave their lives in Iraq were brave. Is 'American friendly fire' reiteration? What, you mean the ones who died by accident in American 'friendly fire'? Yes. The same way that those men who deliberately crashed the planes they were flying into a few thousand tons of steel and certain death for their beliefs are cowards? Naz-Erm...Terrorist!

That more to your liking, jes?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Erm...oops...erm ObiJo? Damn contextless prepreview screen...knew there was a 'j' in there somewhere.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

What My Dad And I Argue Over Now by choadwarrior 9-11-04

I think more people died on my birthday than yours. No, only 2,348 people died at Pearl Harbor. How many people died on 9-11? 3,028 I guess you're right. Take THAT, old man! Your birthday will never be as tragic as mine!

Pete's 9-11 by biped 9-11-04

-- THE!!! -- Feed...dog. -- THEY!!! -- Whack...off. -- AND!!! -- Call...Mom.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

this isnt very funny, but i figured id add my two cents

how America works in 3 panels by xxausrottenxx 9-20-04

hey, did you know if you fold a 20 dollar bill, you can see the twin towers on fire really? let me see one sure, here ya go hey, thanks for the 20, see ya later damn

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Four Years Ago Today by choadwarrior 9-10-05

In an apparent terrorist attack, three planes have struck the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Holy crap! I can't believe I'm waking up to this. This day, September 11, 2001, will certainly go down as one of the most tragic days in American history. Jesus, I forgot! It's my birthday. One can only imagine what is going through the minds of Americans right now. PRESENTS!

Can you change your birthday by deed poll?

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Thoughts on 9-11 by HCRoyall 9-12-05

Man, it sucks having 9-11 as my birthday. I've got you beat. How is Christmas worse than the anniversary of such a tragedy? On my birthday, I have to give presents to everyone else. You win.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

July 7, 2005 by choadwarrior 7-07-06

I was at a security checkpoint in Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam... English... Bomb...Bomb! Holy crap! Does he think I have a bomb? Bomb...BOMB! SHIT! This guy is about to explode a bomb! Yes, that's really what I thought. I was sorry afterward. In London...in the subway...three bombs explode. Oh, that's great news.

What a bunch of dumbass idiots.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Holy shit, I was so loaded last night I don't even remember posting that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-11 Odds by choadwarrior 9-11-07

Isn't it your birthday today? Yeah. Then the terrorists have won.

Salute by choadwarrior 9-12-08

I was driving around all day yesterday noticing flags at half-mast. I couldn't figure out why. Then I remembered it was your birthday.

Immoral Victory by choadwarrior 9-11-08

Doesn't it suck to have 9-11 as a birthday? It won't when it becomes a national holiday. Pearl Harbor Day isn't a holiday. Looks like you win again.

 

Freedom needs us and we need freedom by Sirelric 4-18-07

I'm going Pouch jihad on your ass! Oh Shit! where are the people that promised me freedom!?! We need to pull out man! Let those crazy roo's do what they want we only care about our soldiers dieing not anyone else, and oil is the wrong reason for war Man! My Parents were gassed, our school had no clean water, I lived in fear hidden behind veils, my brother died for lack of medicine while tyrants built palaces, and you think the fight is over oil? War is not about oil or money. War is about people's freedom and if we don't help ensure their freedom what right do we have to ours? Thank You for giving me a future where I can grow and raise my children in a country free from tyrants!