I can't remember if I posted these before, so I apologize if they're old news to you. While going through my "archives," I noticed a fairly large number of David Crosby jokes. So here they are, compiled in easy to read format as the Acme Novelty Library Vol. 23.

The Byrds Reunited. by UnknownEric 7-18-03

Hey, Rog. What's been up with you? Not much, Chris, not much. Say, thanks for agreeing to this reunion tour. Even without Gene and Mike, I think it'll be just like old times. Urrr... just like old times? Rog, the old times sucked. How many times did we break up? How many arguments and fights did we have? Alright, alright. It'll be just like good, new times. By the way, where's Crosby? Passed out in a pool of his own urine. Why do you ask?

The Further Adventures of David Crosby. by UnknownEric 8-12-03

At Graham Nash's house. Just a minute... *knock knock* David... why'd you cut off all your hair? I did it for world peace, man. World peace?!?! Yeah, I figure each strand of hair can now go and save a fucking WHALE, man.

David Crosby in Blunderland. by UnknownEric 8-12-03

So why are you here, David? Well, I wuz hopin' you could help me come up with new plans for world peace. Okay. How about we initiate a letter writing campaign to the UN protesting nuclear weapons. Ehhh... Or we could hold concerts to raise money to help developing nations. I was kinda hoping for something involving Gina Lollobrigida and a wicked acid trip...

Cocaine, Steelnose and Hash. by UnknownEric 8-12-03

Just then, Stephen Stills drops by. Oh, hey Steven... can you help me create a plan for world peace? We could play "Suite: Judy Blue Eyes." Will that create world peace? No, I just really want more royalties. Fuck you, man.

Untitled by UnknownEric 8-16-03

Wow! Stephen Stills! You're my hero! Really? No.

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Untitled of 8/16/03 is one of my favorite strips ever.

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