I think you're right about the last two - they are funny. The first one didn't do anything for me, though. Still, two out of three isn't bad! Hurrah and welcome!
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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't
ever apologize for anything.
- Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)