Hi! New member here with my comics so far to boot.

Melvin the Mumbler: Introduction by sillysprout 9-18-03

Introducting: Melvin The Mumbler Melvin works as a door to door cutlery sales man He doesn't sell much cutlery

Melvin the Mumbler Part 2 by sillysprout 9-18-03

Suppose I should go and sell some cutlery. Hmm. Excuse me sir, do you wish to take a trial of our delux cutlery?   -

Melvin the Mumbler: Part 3 by sillysprout 9-18-03

Hello, would you like a trial of our delux cutlery? ROAAAAAAR! If you did decide to purchase it comes with a years warrenty. ROAAAAAAAAAAAR! Would you mind signing along the dotted line please? Meh

Melvin the Mumbler: Part 4 by sillysprout 9-18-03

Well that didn't go too well. I dont get it, the product is perfect, why is nobody buying? Moo? Yes you're right. I should move to a new location. Moo?

Melvin the Mumbler: Part 5 by sillysprout 9-18-03

Melvin decides to take a different approach Hellooooo? Yees dear? I've got a large knife in my suitcase I'd like to show you. Here, take my handbag. All of my money is in there. Please dont get the knife out! Wohooo. A sale!

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I am amused.

I had a job like Melvin's for a while. It was suckier than Hell.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Off to a great start! Keep up the stripping! =D