At best, people confuse me. Can you blame me for being curious?

One for My Fans by Ekpyro 9-26-03

Bitter Whinge? Why do people bother commmenting anonymously on my comics when they're mostly in-jokes and the rest are incomprehensible to people who think Friends is ever intentionally funny? Maybe they think you're an obnoxious aloof twat who needs to be put in his place. Disclaimer? Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willace? ...I mean, they're spineless retarded yanks - what do you expect? Bollox? Good point \* Derogatory thought serving as punchline */

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Don't expect me to make a habit of this.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Aw, come on. I bet you P.C. bastards are just dying to take the piss out of the mentally ill ffs.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

I'm Low on Material by Ekpyro 10-09-03

So here's a joke i thought up a few months ago: Why did 'September the 11th' happen? I don't know. Sometheen to do with Sudahm, dude? No, because Americans are easy targets LOL

Hey, i've been discharged so now i've got a shortage of sources of attention. Look at me ffs!

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Jesus. Is it possible for one man to suck so much?!

Maybe when some Muslim fanatics plow an airplane in to Big Ben or your tea sipping Parliament I'll make jokes about THAT. Fucking prick.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Oh no! Not Big Ben! The single British building that has managed to penetrate the American psyche; how would i live without it? And think, we'd miss out on all those fat bastards in Hawaiian shirts coming over and telling us how quaint it was, damn.

But seriously, Big Ben - as with the British ego - is tiny in comparison, it wouldn't be as spectacular in either sense but hopefully it would fall on the Houses of Parliament and crush those bastards.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity