There's actually nothing funny about this one. When I find out whose been spreading private photos of me all over the internet, I'm going to club them senseless.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Just when Hank the Wank started enjoying his feminine side, he got nekkid with his pet boa constrictor.... but he never dreamed it would burrow its way into his privates and mistake his balls for gerbil snacks.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

He answered every single spam e-mail that guaranteed extra inches. He took the pills, used the creams and the salves. Nothing. Then one fateful morning....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I swear it was only 20 inches long yesterday...

A man only Mick Jagger could satisfy?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity