Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo! ????

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Paper or plastic? DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! I LOVE THEM BOTH!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

I've got a great idea! Later...... Nope, didn't work....

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

If I make this radioactive spider bite me, I shall become a SUPER HERO! Later

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

I am a chameleon! I am blending into the bricks and no one is the wiser! Hi, Mort. shhhhhhhhhh!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Mort sees his shrink Open up to me, Mort. Tell me your deep dark secrets! ........ I have wet dreams about the Powerpuff Girls! IT'S YOUR FATHER'S FAULT! You owe me $5000! You changed my life, doctor!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

When I grow up, I wanna join S.W.A.T. Why? To meet Colin Farrell. But that was only a movie. My dreams have been crushed! And what do you mean when you grow up? You're 36 years old!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

I am a famous photographer. Remember that poster with the cat which says "Hang in there"? Yes. After the shoot, the cat fell to it's death! Life isn't worth living anymore!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

I wrote a poem for you, lady. Awww, how sweet. Roses are red, violets are blue.... The end. Is that my underwear he's wearing?

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

We replaced Mort's regular coffee with rat poison...let's see if he notices.... *sip* ........ *THUD*

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

It is I, Jesus Christ. May I call you Papa Boom-Boom? No.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Mort's school days were tough.... Mort, use the word essential in a sentence. Okay: I am using the word essential in a sentence. I'm sorry, I cannot accept that. I poop in your coffee every morning.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

eeuh! eeuh! eeuh! Carl, arm's length away. Sorry, buddy.... I'm going to eat him.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Mort is listening to music with Linda I love this song! But I thought you said your radio was broken. It is. So then I captured a midget, stuffed him in my radio, and forced him to sing. 3 seconds later...... Cha! Cha! Cha!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Two Banthas walk into a bar.... I'm sorry, I don't know where I'm going with this....

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Isn't Slababam a funny word? I suppose. AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! What? SLABABAM ISN'T EVEN A REAL WORD! I TOTALLY BURNED YOU!!!!   ?

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-28-03

Mort finds a child's letter to God on the street corner "Dear God, I know you are a busy man, but I really want your help. Could you please make my family happy again? Help my daddy stop drinking and bring my mommy back to life. Love Billy." What a douche!

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Appleart

One word... starts with a W and ends with OW... =D

Willow? The midget wizard?

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Dad was flammable

No... Willow from Buffy The Vampire Slayer =D

I'll say the same thing I said to Kaufman--thanks for cheering this thread up.

I liked the one about the photographer.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-29-03

Mort's cousin Jake visits Mort in the hospital I'm hurting! Here, this will ease the pain....woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! That doesn't help. ...... I didn't say stop!!! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop! woop!

I think I liked Jake's visit the best, but all of them were kick ass.

Yeah...Jakes Visit is very funny.

Boinky, I'm going to put you in my favori-

Go on......

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-30-03

I am Batman, you know. No you aren't. DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! I'M NOBODY!!!!

These comics are pure genius.

Thank you....

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-30-03

Yes? Hello, I'm here to talk about Jesus... WILL YOU LEAVE THAT POOR MAN ALONE? I KNOW HE TOUCHED SOME CHILDREN, BUT HE PAID HIS TIME! JUST LET HIM LIVE HIS FUCKING LIFE! SLAM! ????

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Yeah...Jakes Visit is very funny.

Boinky, I'm going to put you in my favori-

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wow.......i nust have been away for a LLOONNGG time....i never thought something could make me lauhg so hard.......anyways i liked them they were good....

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No.

that's so messed up

keep 'em coming

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-30-03

Mort is at a diner Would you care for a soda? Only if he really needed it. What? What? I don't like you. Please go away.

Messed up Mort by boinky33 9-30-03

rhetorical question time What would you do if you were on a sinking ship? This: AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!! product placement Cherry Coke

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-01-03

Mort and his mommy I love this banana! If you keep eating so many bananas, you're going to turn into a banana. THAT'S A DAMN LIE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!

Messed up Mort by boinky33 10-01-03

My goodness you're fat! Yes, I am. You're like a freaking blimp! I know.... Can I ride you?

Ahh shit thats some good shit, i havent laughed that hard in time. Its so stupid its funny(Y) Good formula, Im blatently addiny you to my faves:) Keep up tha good work! Have u entered them intoo any of the competition thingies they have here? You really should

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Fuck this, tarte or no tarte i am wiggling with the best of them forever

I don't think it will fit into the one that's running right now, but thanks.

I havent checked what theyre running now, im kind of a newbie to this kinda stuff. im just looking at your stuff on your site. that some really good stuff. Keep up the good work

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Fuck this, tarte or no tarte i am wiggling with the best of them forever