SO I COMES 2 SEX U UP.

i heart u.

Feedback much appreciated, thanks guys.

Prime example of how to successfully play Hide & Go Seek by Digger 9-08-03

OHI little sitser of mine. lest paly HIDE AND SEEKING sure big sister, y r we looking over tehre instaed of at each other? NE WAY U = IT I M GO HIDE INTO TEH INTERWEB! COM OUT COME OUT WHEREVER U R BEING AT Welcome TO teh AOL. U have 9 emails n u sux at tihs game.

I know you are, but what am I? by Digger 9-29-03

DUCK SEASNO! WABBTI SEASON! omfg dued, look at teh sign! ti clearly STATES a fukn duck must be shot, kthxbye. Duck Season, btw. holy fukpotatos, r u taht blind? I C a big sign wiht a big COTTONTAIL FUKR pinchin off raisins on teh FLOOR! Wabbit SEASON x2 Ba-deep Ba-deep Ba-deep, TAHTS ALL FOKES, cept tihs last part.....pretend i did ti aftur taht. owait, si taht elmer? I SI TEH LAW, NOT A GLUE! btw u get ticket 4 i didnt fidn all my eggs on easter egg hunt

Words to live by... by Digger 9-29-03

if LIEF givs u lemons.... ...juts squeez em REEL HARD.... ...tehn a genie pops uot and gives u codes 4 NINTENDO! GKVZAE - Dr. Mario sux peen 4 'special' pills. EUGKVA - The Viruses don't dance, they now seizure into a little ball.

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I've been squeezing lemons all day. Where the fuck are my codes?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm talkin you gotta SQUEEZE, liek squeezin coal n maekin diamonds FFS.

new comic 4 reel tho.

Working his way to the top! by Digger 10-05-03

ohi ppl, welcome 2 CHANNEL 3 NEWS CHANNEL! we got a thign goin' on, right bob? tahts right Sharon, we got a dude waitin uotside who is abuot 2 intervew MR. MONEYBAGS so what u up 2 tehse dayz, m8? u hangin uot on teh BOARDWALK?, LOLOL PLAAAAAY MONOPOLY! sorry guyz, i m gotta GO moev a thimble on a BOARDgaem 2 maek fake monies. BAKC 2 U FUKRS! omfg! sum1 juts landed on luxury tax n pewped on teh board. I M SO NOT LETTIGN HIM PASS GO + collect 200 monies

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I'm still squeezing my lemons... your comic reminded me of how much I hated landing on those damn places before the Go... they were so damn expensive! =D

No joke, keep squeezing! ;)

Good Morning, Nebraska! by Digger 10-08-03

Ure watchign "Get UP, Sanfrancsico!" WTF si up NEW YORK?! Yah, how r u on tihs FIEN MORNING? We got sum NEWS 3 U 2 see, Our top story....a man jumped uot of a fat woman's vag -- EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL MUMBO JUMBO TOOTY FROOTS.... srry, i acidentally incredible hulked. =( Late braking NEWS, my co-host did a stupid and ruined TV

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