A(n) (un)triumphant return! by THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY 9-29-03

............................ Listen, you fuck. I know you're gay. MY DEAR FRIENDS X-MAS IS A TIME OF SHARING GOOD WILL AND BROKEN CONDOMS. SHAAAAAEERR11111111 Stephen King spoke to me. I was fapping yesterday and my nipple fell off. I was fapping to Pet Cemetery, fuck yeah Lun! Lun! Veddy fahst! OMG MAH REGS CANNOT MOVE PLOPELY JOO GOOK!1

FIZZIGHT CLUB by THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY 9-29-03

FIRST RULE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB: DOnn"T GIVE FELLATIO ON THE TARP OUR LANDLORD SETS OUT THELE ISH NU TARP VEDDY FAHST, FOR ZHEE WANG ISH LAHLLRGe. SECOND RULE ABOUT RUSH LIMB--FIGHT clUB: BOMBING THE PRESIDENT'S HOUSE WILL ANGER THE TRAILER PARK RESIDENTS THAT IS SO CLICHE, DAMN AGGH FUCK THE SUN, FUCK IT! FUCK THE CLINTON HOUSEHOLD, TOO THIRD RULE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB: THERE IS NO FIGHT CLUB

Satan's Folly by THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY 9-29-03

SATAN MAKES A DEAL SO, IN YOUR PACKAGE YOU OFFER BASIC CABLE AND AN ILLEGAL FILTER TO EXPANDED CABLE AND THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL'S INCEST CORNER? Uhh..yes. Satan realizes the folly in his plans OH GAWD SHE HAZ A TWIN WHERE IS ZEE LICE AND THUS, THE WORLD OF GAMING DESTROYS NEVIN'S HOUSE, FRIENDS, WORLD, AND LIFE. GAMES: GAMES ARE FOR FOOLS LeftistLeftistLeftist

(Nevin is my best friend who is obsessed with politics.)

Death Awaits You! by THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY 9-29-03

Hi. Um..hi? You've noticed now that I'm naked from the waist down. This won't end well. Notice anything odd? A missing appendage? An extra one? A dying bear cub inserted in a comprimising and what appears to be infected orifice?

Ozzy Invades by THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY 9-30-03

Sweet Jesus! It's the king of biting innocent rodents' heads off! Buy the shirts. They're made of crack cocaine. Wait, why are you in my room?

[Click to view comic: 'Satan Trips']

Waugh. It's like a paradox or something man. It wasn't offensive so i found the fact it wasn't offensive offensive so it was offensive...oh wait...it says 'elements'...oh nevermind.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

OMG HES TALKING ABOUT ME!

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.