Could people please check out my comics *All of them cept the newest one which in my opinion sucks ass* it would be sweet if i could get a response as i am new to this whole comic making stuff. Thanks everyone:) Hope to be a regular on these forums:)

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Hi,
It's like you're in the "What are these characters and what can I do with them stage"

Keep experimenting, see you here in 30 comics time,

so far so good...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

hahaa, thanks, i guess thats kind of true but more so with my latest one *The one that has no plot or anything whatsoever* which was a product of boredom, the rest i can see what you mean, but less so than that comic. thanks for that:) appreciated:)

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Comics based on what the pre-made characters are doing = not funny/original.

But i'm impressed you understand an expression like 'corporate logo' well enough to use it the way you did [/condescention]. It was quite funny.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

umm, thanks i guess, apart from condescending me... are you judging me by the way i post? I realise you can only judge bywhat you have seen but isnt it a bit early for comments like that? Maybe you should give me time to express my true intellect (Or lack of) and views and beliefs. I am kind of making little sence i think and am probably over-reacting, i just felt that parts of that comment were a little out of order but I did ask for opinions so opinions is what I get. Fair enough i guess. Thanks

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No probs. By the way the [/condescention] bit was an acknowledgement/self-mockery/near-apology type dealy, maybe that sort of thing hasn't reached the shores of America yet....shit i'm doing it again, amn't i?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

i kinda figured that when i re read ur post:) And im British, want proof *Picks up a gun and casually puts it back down* I know the meaning of gun control:)

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Ok, i just made a comic about the all british Moo Mar Cow People.. it has nothing to do with any character actions:) i also bet it sucks... but at least we beat the all american rejects:) I really want to say that the All British Moo Mar Cow People will be making an appearance at a butchers near you but im not going to slaughter them off

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Along with stating the obvious, you're doing well on the Taking Everything Literally front - are you sure you're British?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Yeah, i guess im just tired. Well i know im tired, pretty malnourished too.. fucking morals:| I could really murder a tofu sandwich right now lmao. I take alot of stuff literally when im knackered. Why did botch have to split up:( As with At the drive in.. grrr:'(

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I know the meaning of it too.
*picks up a gun and fire off 12 rounds hitting his target every time.*
Aim.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

heh, i guess that was kind of a stupid comment but meh:) i made it and i am gunna stick with it, maybe some americans can control firearms. Hold on, this is the internet:) Ru sure u could hit the targets or ru fucking with us and just point blanking them and hitting them? lol *im just a leetle off topic now:)... Whats everyone think of my shit?

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Oh titties, it ownt let me post in the competition:( What a bunghole. Oh well, Everyone could u give opinions on my comics.. please:)

Dogs that balance on balls have a strange effect on my mind by agilemonkey 9-29-03

If i knew, i wouldnt be awake at this time on a skool night Behold, i am the dog of balance.. fuck with me kid and you will be bounced upon! What up Dawg? I am down with you homie, for I love you. Even if i am practically a corporate logo But, i do not need you and your mass religion. I HAVE THE POWER HARNESSED BY THE STAR ON MY TEESHIRT! Like everyone else this doggie will be converted and added to my army against the heathens, who have done nothing wrong but must still be destroyed from the face of the earth Moral of the story? Dont fuck with a dogonaball MY SUPERIOR BALANCE HAS ERADICATED JESUS FOREVER.. VIVA LA BALANCE

Don't trust Aisan women with your wang by agilemonkey 9-29-03

At the robot factory i am yet to feel emotion little aisan girl.. but somewhere deep inside my circuits i feel... go on.... Bill Gates Strikes Again oh no, i am blinded by your strange eyebrows.. AISANGIRL I WILL AVENGE MY SIGHT You dumb fuck, maybe if you took your hands off of your eyes you could see..I thought robots were programmed with at least common sence Search Aisan Girls on google images search and all will become clear You have once again proved yourself to be more intelligent than i, now i shall proceed in covering my mechanical goolies.. i know what you aisans are like I feel you have spent far too much time on the internet my robot companion

The Maturing Of Micheal by agilemonkey 9-30-03

The Jackson Five Years Whoa, Its Micheal Jackson.. Can i have your autograph? No motha fucka! Ill bust a cap in you as, easy as 1.2.3 nigga! Micheal Jackson. 2003 Hey Micheal can I have your autograph? No, I'm too busy molesting children and spanking my monkey to bother with you! Bubbles! Get in that schoolgirl uni now bitch! eeh heeh! Micheal Jackson - 3003 Micheal Version 101 can I have your fucking autograph, im your savior for christ's sake I am bad. You know it computes, Shutdown your whining while i torture a child into writing a song about world war 9

Umm, i wish i knew myself but i really don't by agilemonkey 9-30-03

The show must start! But WHERE ARE THE REAL ACTORS I am a goat.. Worship me im not into that satanist bullshit, i just wanna give head til i die and someone skullfucks my eyesockets Pre-Play Intermission What is Agilemonkey playing at? I dont know, but one thing is for sure..There will not be any aisan girls or jesus in this one ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGONBALL OMEGA ZERO WIBBLE! EVERYONE PUT THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR OR ILL BUST A CAP IN YO ASS WITH MY SEMI BITCH! BUT I WILL SIVE IN THE NICK OF TIME.. IF I COULD ACTUALLY MOVE THESE DAMN PLASTIC LIMBS!

Owls were never any good at magic by agilemonkey 9-30-03

Hootwark Blaine's new gimmick: Agony Owl Watch as i harness the power of my mind to solve any dilemma you face me with Ring Ring But that is not a question, Nor a valid statement I could help you with. I doubt you even used real words. Ring Ring You may be a talented scat singer but I do feel that you are wasting my time. Be off with you foul demon Ring Ring

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The All British Moo Mar Cow People by agilemonkey 9-30-03

ALL RIGHT!!! GIVE IT UP FOR THE ALL BRITISH MOO MAR COW PEOPLE Chop Chop from the workers of the slaughterhouse I Carry a disease from consumption of my own kind Can.. You.. Feel... ..That...I'm...Veal Dont Cattle Prod Again Swing Swing....

Tortured soul by agilemonkey 10-01-03

Poets are so fucking useless...Yet so damn infectous Hey cat, whats happening? I like totally dig you threads. Theyre like a sea of shame covering two thirds of a world of sorrow Oh god no it's another fucking poet! I have a poem I would like to read you: Life, Darkness, Breeding, Hatred, Pasta? no, Pebbles. Rock on water sink like sand. Love! Hey, he's kinda good, maybe I can use him to front my singing career by writing my lyrics Hmm, Another happy ending? WIGUUUUU!!!!!!! Well, now i've seen everything

Your new PE teacher by agilemonkey 10-01-03

"Welcome to P.E. students of the bighirmigh school of ethnic diversity" "Today we have very special news of a new P.E. teacher. Students Welcome... MAX CAVALERA OF SOULFLY AND SEPULTURA FAME!" OooooooOooOoOoOOoOOoo Argh its a dirty goffik!!!!! Give 'im a packi spot lads! ARGH ILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN AND SHIT THEM OUT IN A NU METAL FUELLED VOODOO RITUAL OF SATAN... SEEK AND STRIKE!!! OOOAAARRRGHHHH!!!

I've been converted to penis! by agilemonkey 10-01-03

woe is me.. Life is no longer worth living. Looks like im checking out for good, AVENGE MY DEATH Hello, i am echo the dolphin. Whoa!!! ECHO YOU ARE MY REASON FOR BEING! I am not worthy of your presence Wow, That was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, for that I am going to grant you presidency over the whole of the U.S.A. "Sorry stickman but this was just a dream sequence, Brought to you by absinthe and glucose bong water." PRESIDENT STICK MAN, SIGN OUR TITTIES!!!

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THE BILL COSBY SHOW!!!! by agilemonkey 10-01-03

Welcome to the Bill Cosby stand up show with your lovable host.. Bill Cosby! Hey folks.. I'm Bill Cosby tonights comedian! I was going to drive here today but i walked because i wanted to help children cross the road while teaching them to read and be politically correct YOU SUCK!!!! Don't be mean. Lets all be peaceful, men and women. did you ever notice how White people putt exactly the same as black people because colour makes no diff PRAISE THE LORD FOR SPONTANIOUS COMBUSTION Leave me alone, and could someone please move me away from that fire, this nappy isn't flame retardent

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Agile you are, keep up the good work! =D

Thankee:) Im gonna have a luke at ur stuff now, im totally in a comic browsing mood

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USA VS the black panther by agilemonkey 10-02-03

Outside the panther HQ Right Soldiers.. We have been employed by the government to eradicate a group plotting to overthrow the govenment, We have no proof of this, BUT they are free thinkers SO THIS MUST BE THE CASE! YESSIR!!!!! DESROY THE PANTHERS SIR! Inside the Panther HQ *I could not find anyone that looked remotely like a member of the panther so i used a squirel and an alien Knowledge is power: ARM YOURSELF GENTLEMEN Let us go and form a protest against govenment opression and the true freedom of speech and the press! ARRGGHHH OPRESSOR I am here on behalf of the state to kill you because you are a threat to our control over the united states! Therefore YOU SHALL DIE!!!!

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Freddy Vs Jason by agilemonkey 10-03-03

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS FREDDY WILL BE PLAYED BY A SQUIRREL! Hey, I'm jason, Nice to meet you Freddy Ahh, I shall add you to my collection of mortal souls then molest some children while they sleep until I finally bite the dust, LIKE EVERY OTHER MOVIE I AM IN!!!! Butbutbut.. thi... this is a horror flick, do something scary Well.. uhhhm.. I could tell the special effects guy to create a creature from the swamp that ingests the people of london. Thats pretty scary.. To be continued

Freddy VS Jason Part II by agilemonkey 10-03-03

...Freddy VS Jason Part Two Wow, What a climax!!! Freddy breats Jason I wonder if the actors union would notice if i had a quick chomp on his nuts

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