This was going to be just 2 but I fucked it up!

Scatterbrains IN Magic Paper Bag PART 1 by FrixFrax 10-01-03

Beat it small fry, Minerva is coming round I'm gonna get some action Mum says you have to play with me! I tell you what if you leave now... I'll give you my magic paper bag in the shed There is no such thing! No, really and it will give you one wish Really cool!

Scatterbrains IN Magic Paper Bag PART 3 by FrixFrax 10-01-03

Oh I just don't know I only get one wish! I sure wish I knew what to wish for! Oh no! I'm the bee of the paper bag just wish for more wishes!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

meh

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Wasn't so great... but there's no shame in being a n00b. =D