This is my first using Kaddar2.

Gandalf the Babysitter by codehappykid 10-02-03

I have defeated a Balrog, overpowered my mentor, and survived open war with the Black Land. WHY CAN'T ARWEN TAKE CARE OF HER OWN DAMN BRAT?

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HALPUU!

Here are some oldies redone with the new art.

Random Comic! Lord of the Rewrites by Scyess 10-02-03

We cannot use the One Ring... it must be destroyed. Well, let's just destroy it then! You can't destroy it with a mere axe, good Gimli! *CHOP!!!* Well, I'll be, you destroyed it with a mere axe. And ruined the rest of the book. Thanks a lot. Right... I can save all of known Middle Earth, but doing it in less than 200 pages is bad marketing. Sometimes you are such a git, Gandalf.

Random Comic! Lord of the... What? by Scyess 10-02-03

You are very brave Frodo to take the One into the realm of Sauron to destroy it. I will give what aid I can. Wise Gandalf, answer me one question... How the hell am I going to get that far carrying the One 1/1000th Scale Model of Detroit to Rule Them All? The path will be difficult. Sauron was wise not to make the One something easy to sneak in and destroy, like a ring. Maybe we could rent a U-Haul or something?

Random Comic! Lord vs Lord by Scyess 10-02-03

So our party will consist of 4 hobbits, 2 men, a dwarf, an elf, and... what the hell are you supposed to be again? You imputdent ass, I'm Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance! I have top billing in this film, so you'd best just shove off. Sure, I'll shove off. Right after I run 4 BILLION VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY THROUGH YOUR BODY! GGAAAHHHH!!!! Gandalf, whether we survive this or not, I want you to know you've already done this world a great service. Great, now I'll have Irish music stuck in my head all day.

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"Old" is the old new.