A little bit of information before I announce the rules... The Conservative Party (a.k.a. The Tories) are a spent force in British politics, for those of you non-Brits (or politically apathetic Brits) who don't know already. They are in desperate need of support! Come 2020, their largest support base (old people) will all be dead, and then what will they do? Well, this is where your job comes in: have a look at this bunch of dead-beats below and do whatever you feel is necessary to get them votes and support in the polls. Give them an image makeover, pose them with famous celebrities, put them in silly positions, give them stupid hats, do whatever it takes to make the Tories "popular", "trendy" and "sexy"... Not only will they thank you for it, they might even give you a peership!

Iain Duncan Smith, Party Leader & Xenophobe

Ann Widdecombe, Party Backbencher & Cuddly Bundle of Joy

Michael Portillo, Ex-Shadow Cabinet & Repentant Gay

Michael Ancram, Deputy Leader & Aristocratic Bumbler

William Hague, Ex-Party Leader & Yorkshire Tyke

David Davis, Frontbench Spokesman & General Unknown

Judging will be a week from today!

A post to restore the order...
I'm coming with a Photoshop later today...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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troelsea at gmail dot com

IDS is a xenophobe?

This one isn't mine, i found it a while ago on the BNP website: -

And actually, i found this one while i was there just now

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Hey, the Terminator thing seemed to work for Ahnold.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Be honest Spankling: till now, you thought the Tories were the successors to the Teletubbies - true? :D

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

I never knew a woman lived with thumbs that big. I'll say that much.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Anne Widdecombe is a WOMAN?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well, thanks to lukket, Dan and Spankling for their entries.

Spankling: Whilst I'm sure a great many people would like to see Iain Duncan Smith devoured, I'm not sure if cannibalism would make the Tories very popular. Very amusing, all the same!

Big Evil Dan: You wouldn't believe how appropriate making David Davis into a robot is. And although it may have worked for Arnie, I don't think it would have the same ring for us Brits. Funky, never the less.

lukket: The sight of "DJ Hague and MC Widders" had me in stitches, and the inclusion of the random fat bloke in the corner was a nice touch, too - well done, PV 96 is yours!

What about the B.N.P.'s contribution?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

The point of a PV competition is for people to submit creations they have made - yours didn't count, because you didn't make it.

It also wasn't particularly funny, but that's right wing propaganda for you...

I know this contest has finsihed but this was going to be the picture I was going to edit for this PV.

But I ran out of time.

I'm sure I could have got him looking a bit more "street"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.