Messed up Mort's adventure 1 by boinky33 10-03-03

I was standing in my office, throwing things at other things. Then she walked in. She had legs that would make a man say: "Oooh, look at those legs!" And her breasts were quite perky. I wanted to.... What are you doing? I then realized that I was narrating out-loud again. I shut up immediatly. How may I help you, miss? Well, I need you to help me find.... I stopped listening because I'm not even a real detective. I snuck in here because I was chasing a squirrel. Oooh, there he is now! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Messed up Mort's adventure 2 by boinky33 10-03-03

I had the squirrel cornered! After I caught him, I am planning on gutting him and making a funny hat! Who are you and what are you doing in my office? I've been spotted. I'll come back for you later!

Messed up Mort's adventure 3 by boinky33 10-03-03

Hold it! Hold! Don't be pointing that thing at me, you stupid idiot! Don't you know who I am? Gasp! DADDY?

Messed up Mort's adventure 4 by boinky33 10-03-03

No, I'm not your daddy! I'm Detective Tracy McDetective! Ha! Ha! Tracy's a girl's name! S-shut up! Or what? Will you throw your make-up at me? SHUT UP! Har! Har! Har!

Messed up Mort's adventure 5 by boinky33 10-03-03

I swear, I'll kill you! I swear, too. Shit. Ass. Fuck. Cunt. heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh!

Messed up Mort's adventure 6 by boinky33 10-03-03

heh! heh. heh.... heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! Okay, okay. It's been 12 hours! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh! heh!

Messed up Mort's adventure 7 by boinky33 10-03-03

Maybe I could use you. Would you be willing to help me solve a crime? Yes I would! Are you sure? It is possible that you could die! I laugh in the face of death! Watch.... HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! *single tear*

Messed up Mort's adventure end by boinky33 10-03-03

Later, after Mort got all the details Ok, I have to sneak in this house and grab some evidence. And some Cheez-its! BANG! AH! Go away! Later Well, that didn't work out too well. (dead)

That's right, I killed Mort. He is dead. No more Mort.

Messed up Mort: Monday-Friday

Poor Mort He Lived So little... :( but he could come back I mean didn't he die with that radio active spider?

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Is it wrong to laugh?

No. He just visited a graveyard.

I liked his earlier adventures better.

But this was good.

He really should return fom the grave in a few months maybe

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I liked his earlier adventures better.

But this was good.

He could return fom the grave in a few months maybe

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Messed up Mort is dead 1 by boinky33 10-05-03

Mort is dead Life....flashing....infront....of....eyes. flash I'm 8! flash again I'm 8 and a half!

Messed up Mort is dead 2 by boinky33 10-05-03

high-school Will you go to the spring dance with me? No! I'm your sister, you perv! last week Hyman! heh! heh! heh! Hyman!

Messed up Mort is dead 3 by boinky33 10-05-03

YO! Who are you? I AM SO GOD! Hi. Hi.

Messed up Mort is dead 4 by boinky33 10-05-03

Am I going to heaven? Let me check! Hmmm, it says here that you were planned to die in 10 years when you burst into flames for no reason. *sniff* That's the same way my father went.

Messed up Mort is dead 5 by boinky33 10-05-03

Don't worry! I have a super idea! What? What? What? What? What? What? You will be reincarnated as your long lost twin brother who is exactly like you in every way! HUZZAH! Now go away and leave me to my tapioca pudding! (PLUMMET)

Messed up Mort is dead 6 by boinky33 10-05-03

Wow! I am back! I can finally go back to doing my hilarious comics! Poop. euh! euh! euh!

hehehe, *Monkey likes* strangely obvious but a v cool way of reincarnating a wicked character:) Keep ur messed up mort stuff going cause it really kicks ass!

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Fuck this, tarte or no tarte i am wiggling with the best of them forever

Thanks.

Messed up Mort eats brown