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Is it wrong to laugh?

I can say this: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I said "WTF?" out loud 4 times.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Yep, I knew Gum Man wasn't such a good idea...

Once again, the world is saved by FlabZilla leaping upon a so-caled "exploding terrorist Giga-Quad Cheeseburger" The city council later asked him to pay for the almighty freaking crazy damage to the freaking roads!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This is what happens when Pamela Anderson lays out in the sun too long.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Too bad they didn't have a recording system on the sidewalk so we could enjoy the sound as well as the image.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Lays what out? I hope you aren't using transitive verbs intransitively. How the hell did you manage to get to be the last remaining superpower anyway? I think there's a kind of disparity of knowledge that makes the control easier - exactly why you elect human action figures as governors. Damn, i thought i could turn this into a long rant - maybe something about how you have to sleep after you read books?

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

I must have laid my Ekpyro decoder ring in the wrong place, as what you have written makes little to no sense to me.

As for my being a superpower, I have trimmed my army forces/weapons down to two dogs (a chow and a rotty)and a baseball bat and have complied with all of the United Nations demands on my country, Mmyersia. Mmyersia embraces tourism.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I must have laid my Ekpyro decoder ring in the wrong place, as what you have written makes little to no sense to me.

As for my being a superpower, I have trimmed my army forces/weapons down to two dogs (a chow and a rotty)and a baseball bat and have complied with all of the United Nations demands on my country, Mmyersia. Mmyersia embraces tourism.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I have a magazine with a bigger version of this picture, it's a hugely fat human that's been doped up with muscle relaxants, or something.

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Dad was flammable

Doped? It looks more like it was dropped -- out of a helicopter.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

quote:

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I must have laid my Ekpyro decoder ring in the wrong place, as what you have written makes little to no sense to me.

As for my being a superpower, I have trimmed my army forces/weapons down to two dogs (a chow and a rotty)and a baseball bat and have complied with all of the United Nations demands on my country, Mmyersia. Mmyersia embraces tourism.

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Now, that's a failed Flubber Experiment! *<}:o)

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Heavy-Duty *<}:o)

When you're full of hot air, don't fart.

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*chews on jes's sig* *** jools changed topic to "AND LIKED IT!"

"I am not an animal!!!"

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HALPUU!