Political Mambo by Matchbook_Romance 8-21-03

Political unrest... So Arnold can possibly be my next California Governor. His movies are great! Like Terminator One and Two, Kindergarden Cop, True Lies, The Eraser, Twins and much, much, more! Terminator 3 was good!

Score One For The Terminator by Matchbook_Romance 10-07-03

So as of now, Arnold is our new California Governor. Wow, that's great! So what now? I don't know. There's an Arnold Movie Marathon on Channel USA, want to watch it? Sure, why not?

California in flames?

Late Return by choadwarrior 10-08-03

All networks are predicting Arnold Schwartzenegger will be the next governor of California. We'll now devote the next 9 hours to concession speeches from the 134 losing candidates. Now I understand you are running neck-and-neck with Gary Coleman. I got that many votes? No, I was talking about your height.

Codependence Day by choadwarrior 10-08-03

Lt. Gov. Bustamante, why do you think you lost the governor's race to a movie star? The voters failed to connect with my message that they were responsible for the government's mistakes. You specifically proposed drastic tax increases and severe cuts in services so you could try to fix the problems you helped to create. Yes, I called it "tough love." I think you're confusing "tough love" with "enabling." REALLY? Can we have another one of these do-over thingies?

LOL... "do-over thingies" =D