Mayor's Daughter by ObiJo 10-15-03

I just raped the mayor's daughter!! What? Why? I'm anti-authority. Then why not rape the mayor? Rape the mayor?? You think I have a fuckin deathwish?!

Raping the mayor's daughter. by ObiJo 10-15-03

So you got it? Yeah, I understand. It's just a temporary gig to help you keep track of your very busy schedule. Dig. Now read back the list. 10:30am - Rape the mayor's daughter, 12pm - Tell Neal about raping the mayor's daughter. 2pm - rape the mayor's daughter again. 4pm - update the Raped-the-Mayor's-Daughter counter on the webpage. Good. Now add to that a 6pm - grab a taco, rape the mayor's daughter. Got it? Okay.... so where's the schedule have me headed now? Let me check. Ah... as a matter of fact you should be...

Mayor's daughter by ObiJo 10-15-03

Guess what I did today? Rape the mayor's daughter? No, I mean after that. Rape the mayor's daughter again? Yes!

Mayor's daughter by ObiJo 10-15-03

Why are you always raping the mayor's daughter? What I don't understand is why EVERYONE isn't out raping mayors' daughters. Probably because we're afraid of getting caught. Caught? And arrested. You mean it's illegal?!

Mayor's Daughter by ObiJo 10-15-03

Man, I can't believe raping the mayor's daughter is illegal. Well, put yourself in her place - how would YOU feel if you got raped all the time. Sore. I mean what would you think about it? I'd think, "Dad's just in the next room, but I can't scream with this pillow over my face" and "OH NELLY! That's a broomstick if ever I felt one!"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You are so good. I'm sending you a truck-load of mayor's daughters FEDEX. (That's 1.327 fuck-loads.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I liked them, it made me laugh! Thanks for the advice, maybe using a pillow is better than using duct tape... ;)

God bless you, Spankling, you seem to always like my comics. I'm going to start asking your opinion on my stuff whenever I'm feeling down about something.

Such as the Cubs losing :(

One of my techno-geek friends used to always say "If you can't duct it, fuck it."

That saying's pretty appropriate for these comics.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Pretty funny. I liked the part about the grandfather's notebook best.

Sorry about the Cubs.

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teh uberfunneh

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What others say about boorite!

Sorry about the Cubs too. I am infected with that same disease. I've tried to not care, but it lingers.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Heh heh heh heh. "Woah nelly that's a broomstick if I ever felt one!"