Marqck
Stripcreator Newbie
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well i wish someone would read them...
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Darnell Whittman, lead guitarist for the band "The Jesus Punchers", 1984
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| orgasm face... check, stupid hair... check, guitar solo... check! meedly meedly meedly MEEEEE jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jigga jah jah | |
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| Oh my god! He is so bad ass. His pink shirt... his yellow guitar... his tight jeans... how stylish. | |
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Darnell Whittman, lead snortist for the drug "Cocaine", 1992
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| Nose candy... being chased by kangaroos with AK. | |
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Darnell "Whitey" Whittmean, lead order takist for the restaurant "MacDonalds", 2003
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| Hi, welcome to Order, can I take your macdonalds? | |
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Ben Johnson, professional comedian.
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| I'm a really bad comedian... but seriously folks. I hate the leg room in airplanes. What's up with that guy... come on... just look at him HAHA! | |
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Mr. Johnson after the show.
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| It was gonna happen sooner or later. | |
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Dr. Atkinson, proctologist.
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| We found this in lodged in his... | |
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| Chaa... Tom Green. I'm a fan, ya dig? I wrote some zingo, catch the lingo? | |
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| "Tom Green Show, the melding of universes. Tan Green Show, the hilarity of the stars. Tangerine Show, jiggity jiggity jiggity jiggity. Tangerine Shoe, the melding of fruit and footwear." Ya dig? | |
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| I'm so glad we share the same circular perspective. No vertices in sight. Ya dig? | |
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--- Euphoria (with a hammer)
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