"Death meets Vanilla Ice, and other stuff happens"

That's what I would have called this series in retrospect. The title it has was intended for a different storyline, but obviously I didn't use that one. Explanation of dumb name aside, here it is:

Idle Hands 1 by EvilZak 10-16-03

I have come to take you to your grave. Can you wait a few minutes? Death waits for nobody. I'm a nobody!

Idle Hands 2 by EvilZak 10-16-03

I'm gonna be back in twenty four hours, so you might want to find something to do. I do not have the strength to allow you to leave. Guess I don't know my own strength.

Idle Hands 3 by EvilZak 10-16-03

I have nothing to do for the next twenty four hours. What can I do to pass the time? I'll talk to the celebrities! I've always wondered if Frankie Muniz is gay!

Idle Hands 4 by EvilZak 10-16-03

Death talks to Frankie Muniz Are you gay? No. Twenty three hours, fifty nine minutes, and fifty five seconds left. Now are you gay? No.

Idle Hands 5 by EvilZak 10-16-03

How about now? Leave. Fine. I can talk to plenty of celebrities that are much more popular than you. What sort of dumb question is that? Gay guys can't rap.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Idle Hands 6 by EvilZak 10-16-03

Now are you gay? Leave.

Idle Hands 7 by EvilZak 10-16-03

One of my favorite strategies is the Queen's Knight Defense. I like it and the Sicilian Defense, although the latter is highly overrated. To throw off the enemy, I occasionally throw in a King's Bishop Defense. What are your favorite strategies? I like to use the castle and the horse a lot.

Idle Hands 8 by EvilZak 10-17-03

Did you really lose all that weight by going to Subway every day? Yes. It doesn't work for me. I ate at Subway every day for a year, and I actually gained weight that year. What gives? You're not supposed to eat seventy-two bags of chips a day.

Idle Hands 9 by EvilZak 10-17-03

You were the guy who discovered the theory to the nuclear power, which saved millions of lives in World War II by ending the war early? Yes. Are you gay now? Leave.

Idle Hands 10 by EvilZak 10-17-03

It took me twenty-four hours, but I got my coat! It took you twenty-four hours to get your coat? What the fuck? I had to wait twenty-four hours being insulted by some of the world's worst celebrities, and all you do with that time is get your GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING COAT? IT'S NOT EVEN COLD WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

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AFROMANS MOVE

Well I was hoping that these comics would recieve such high praise that everyone would clear their favorite user list of everyone except me because I make them look inferior, and then donate for the sole purpose of rating me five stars, but obviously that is not the case. Failing that, could I get some other form of commentary on this series?

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AFROMANS MOVE

Quality me thinks. Quality. Good brush strokes too.

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Mary had a little Lamb. So she put it in the oven then ate it.

Funny.

Yep.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I liked it, but the ending didn't really do it for me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

She said the same thing to me last night.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It is a pretty good series. I do like the ending, but perhaps I'm just easier to please.

I like all of them.

I liked them too, ending didn't wrap it up... but it was alright. NOW LEAVE. =D