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I hate to break it to you kid, but being an engineer means sex WILL wait.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'll have a lucrative job long before I lose my virginity... meantime, I'll optimize all my personal devices!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

"The sex can wait but them there robots won't build themselves!"

sex can wait....till I get me some sex y'all.

sex can wait...till I need to pay my tuition fees, then it's comin outta my ass.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

"Y'hear that, Alex?"

"Yes, Grandpa Eric! What is it?"

"It's the sound of a desperate virgin deluding himself. Sadly, I know that sound well..."

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I has a flavor!

"Don't get me wrong, I'd love to make love to the three of you all night long and all, but there's toasters to build."

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AFROMANS MOVE

... and when all of Devaun's lady friends figured out that it was, indeed, his picture on that billboard, sex waited a hell of lot longer than he had ever dreamed.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"We need an Engineer! The Sex can wait! We need that dynamite planted by the sea wall NOW! Wait, aren't you a Luitenant? Oh my god. The medics, the soldiers, the engineers, all of them! What the hell happened here?! NOOOOOO!!!!"

"Zey haff decided to leaf zee objectiff, Mein Commandant. Shall ve attack?"

"Nein, ve vill drink Schnaupps. Zen ve vill blow them all to hell!"

--RTCW you bastards.

Oh, oh, and more RTCW goodness.

"I'm an engineer!"
"I need ammo!"
"Well then you're fucked."
"And you're not."
"You suck, Johnson."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Anyone who plays RTCW will think this is funny.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

To prevent himself from thinking of impure thoughts, the kid took out his pliers and defused his erection.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Sex can wait...until I move out of grandma's basement and can finally be out of the closet...and I become an engineer...that too.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

To prevent himself from thinking of impure thoughts, the kid took out his pliers and defused his erection.

"We need a condom!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.