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PussyFoot
Stripcreator Newbie
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Well I've made a few strips, some rates would come in nice and handy. Thankyoopleesh.
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| You know what would be like, so cool? | |
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| If we could like, download new hands for different stuff. Like maybe a PS2 hand with 4 thumbs or somethin'. | |
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| Umm, yeah. That would be pretty cool. | |
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| Or like, if it was cheaper to get in somewhere if you were disabled, you could have a hand with like, 3 fingers missing or somethin'. | |
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| So, bigamy is when you're married to more than one person right? | |
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| So.. what's manogamy? Isn't it like, the same thing? | |
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| It's a type of wood, fool. | |
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| Ok... Just get out of my sight. And be warned, I can see a long way with these things... | |
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(For the purpose of this, you're gonna have to pretend that there aren't really computers on their desks there...)
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| Well, I thought today we could have a bit of a class discussion. Why don't we talk about euthanasia? What are your thoughts? | |
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| Christ! That is uncanny! This teacher dude sounds EXACTLY like that guy that used to present Masterchef! | |
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| My god.. you're not wrong there. Maybe it is him. But there's only one way to proove it. You're gonna have to stick blue-tac over your nipples, then leap up on the table and sing the 2nd verse from... | |
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| ...the Phantom of the Opera in reverse, word by word, whilst simultaneously caressing my left earlobe and playing with the cartialige in my knees. | |
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| What? No, you demented cocksucking cretinous foul excuse for a human being. We're in the middle of class anyway. | |
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| Oh well. Fantasies generally don't come to life by chance, you can't blame a guy for trying. | |
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| You're absolutely fine, I'm happy to say. | |
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| Heh.. great.. thanks doc. | |
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| So, how'd it go with the doctor? | |
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| Meh... It was pretty embarassing actually. I had to let a middle aged man feel my nutsack, only for him to tell me there was nothing wrong with me. | |
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| Well it could have been worse. Ha, imagine if you'd have propped a boner while he was touching you! | |
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| Eh.. heh... yeah... umm, imagine that... heh. Hey look, is that a bear over there..... | |
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Credit to 40ozFreak for providing inspiration for this one...
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| Sorry, I'm not able to take your call right now, please leave your message after the tone. | |
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| Oh right ok... Hi Sarah, it's Ben. I just really wanted to tell you something.... I think I'm in love with you, and... | |
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| ...what the... damnit, erm.. | |
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| Thank you for leaving your message, I'll try and get back to you as soon as possible. | |
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| Oh fine, you're playing it like that are you? I see. Well just fuck off then. I'll try Louise's number, see if she's up for a shag instead. How'd you like that, Sarah? Bitch. | |
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Cheers.
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