Convertible School Bus: New Term Perm by smamurai 10-31-03

This is rockin' dude. We must be the 1st school in the state to get a convertible school bus. Oh yeah! We either have a really cool school-board or we are feeling the brunt of a recession. What do you mean? Well, this is just a standard school bus except the roof and windows have been sawn off. Less materials equals less cost. Less materials also equals more wind dude. Have you forgotten about the cool breeze through our hair? The 20 odd pieces of roadside grit in each of my eyes tells me I may never forget it.

Convertible School Bus: Has Class Started Early? by smamurai 10-31-03

You know what I love about riding a convertible school bus? The stinging red eyes and the chapped lips? No. The fresh air and the fact that you get to see more of what goes on around you. I believe I have just swallowed a seagull. Was it a Herring Gull or a Swallow-Tailed Gull? Am I in biology class already mother-fucker?

Convertible School Bus: Scalded by Physics. by smamurai 10-31-03

Do you think the driver of this bus is getting grumpier? I don't know, but the icicles on his eyebrows are definitely getting longer. Why? I asked him where the emergency exits were in the case of a crash. Dude, we are on a convertible school bus. Everywhere you look there is an emergency exit. He got real touchy with me. He took it as an insult that I thought he might one day crash the bus. He said this bus was his baby and he knows it inside and out. Well we can't argue with that. See how even now he is using the air-currents to carry hot coffee droplets to your face.

Convertible School Bus: Let's Play Tag. by smamurai 10-31-03

Shit she's coming. Miss Barenheiman what are you doing back here? Now children I don't need to remind you that this convertible school bus operates a zero-tolerance in regards to graffiti. Oh yeah? Then how do you explain the spray-can in his hands? Yeah!

Convertible School Bus: Do They Allow Cycles on the Bus? by smamurai 10-31-03

INCOMING! What the? You guys did you see my skirt? I was trying to save time, I have got gym my 1st period Try checking the head of my friend back there. Can you just chill out man. She said "she had got gym her 1st period." You're being neurotic now. I'm scarred for life man. I swear I can taste blood in my mouth. Must find toothbrush.

[Click to view comic: 'Convertible School Bus: And Don't Call Me Surly.']
[Click to view comic: 'Convertible School Bus: Sponsored by Gore-Tex']
[Click to view comic: 'Convertible School Bus: It's Love Cuts Both Ways.']

More to come after the weekend.
Please rate me if you liked 'em, probably best to give it a miss if you didn't.

(¬_\) - Tiger Uppercut.

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On a scale from horrible to super great, I rate these a 10.

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On a scale from horrible to super great, I rate these a 10.

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To be honest... that doesn't get us anywhere nearer to where your opinions lie. At all.

As usual with your comics smam, my tears if laughter only stop momentarily while I vomit from the pain of my sides splitting. But you need to do some more Precinct stuff man, that has to be your best work.

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C'mon and rate my shit.

Convertible School Bus: And Don't Call Me Surly. by smamurai 10-31-03

Nearly half-term and despite many many minor injuries this bus has always managed to get us to school on time. Watch out here comes Miss Barenheiman. Children I don't want to alarm you but...... is there anyone here qualified to drive a convertible school bus? I had to open my big mouth didn't I? You know I really regret not having that wank this morning now. My freaking bitch of a mom got me out of bed early. Hey at least you had time to tell her how much you hated her.

Convertible School Bus: Sponsored by Gore-Tex by smamurai 10-31-03

I can't believe we've still got the same old driver. He nearly killed us yesterday with that stunt. What stunt? You know? When he flipped us onto two wheels then destroyed the local street market. Dude the guy was in a hypothermic coma, do you know how cold it can get at the front of a convertible school bus? I just think maybe he's been watching to many Fall-Guy re-runs, he needs to be more cautious in future. Maybe try to keep a little warmer. But he is always wrapped up like an arctic explorer, and you know what happened when he lit that camp-fire last time.

Convertible School Bus: It's Love Cuts Both Ways. by smamurai 10-31-03

You know I love this bus. I love the fresh air. It feels like you're jogging at 60mph, without using your legs. I have never felt fitter. Are you kidding this bus is a death trap. Oh yeah? Yeah! Theres so much jagged metal around and I keep ripping my clothes on all the broken hack-saw blades that are stuck in what's left of the sides of this bus. But a convertible school bus is so much lighter. Without the savings the school have made on petrol we would never have got new gym changing-rooms. Dude, have you never noticed how much our new changing-rooms look like the top half of an old school bus?

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Great stuff. Great, great stuff, is all I can say.

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Funny and original!

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