MWAHAHAHAHA! What luck! To find a cow, right here! My little bovine friend, I shall slaughter you and eat your innards for breakfast. And there's no one who can stop me from doing such an evil-
(sobbing) NO!!! DIE A GRUESOME DEATH, YOU SINISTER FIEND!!
Moo!
Yay! I saved a cow! You can thank me later, dude!
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What's sad is that the cow went on to become a totalitarian dictator known as Bessie the Butcher. She ruled over humankind with an iron hoof, and trampled the last remnants of our dying society under her massive bulk.