So,there was a big music downloading festival on my floor, and the big obsession was downloading random Michael Jackson songs... I downloaded a few and busted my moves like there was no tomorrow... But, if you listen to Don't Stop Till You Get Enough, it sounds like someone took away his penis and didn't give it back until after the song was recorded. Hell, maybe they just kept it. Regardless, Jacko hits notes that I, a soprano singer, am impressed by.
Just thought I'd say what's been on my mind for awhile.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Michael Jackson used to be great, but he just lost it completely after Thriller.

I hope someone on your floor remembered to download "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell and Jacko. That was a classic.

Probably because John Landis tried to kill him.

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Poop.

Ask and ye shall receive an answer:

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Word life.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Jacko: Where's his balls?"

Probably slapping against the backside of... well, I better not say. I just got done reading about the police search that took place at his Neverland ranch today.

He is a man who once made good music and is now clinically insane.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

In 6th grade I was in love with a girl who couldn't decide if she loved that Jackson 5 kid or Donny from The Osmonds. What can I say, she was the only one out of a training bra.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling, you really are the most twisted man on here, aren't you?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.