Johnny_Lincoln
Stripcreator Newbie
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| Damn and Blast, I'll never make it in time to save the princess now. | |
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| Er, hello. I couldn't help overhearing you mentioning something about saving a princess. Could I be of help in anyway? | |
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| Mmmm. Maybe you could! Infact, you shall be my new horse!!! | |
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| Breathe slowly and be calm, just stay calm... | |
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In the Dungeon of the Evil Lord Barry, Princess Clara contemplates her fate...
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| I hope that my bedroom will be better than this after Evil Lord Barry has married me. I really do not know why he keeps me here, I have told him I will not run away because I am happy to get married. | |
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| Good Morning my dear Princess Clara, today is your last day as a single lady, and then tomorrow you and the Kingdom shall be mine. Ha Ha Ha. | |
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| Ah Barry, good. I need to see the Dressmaker, the florist and the chef, I have a few alterations I have to discuss with them. | |
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| You do realise that your not supposed to want this to happen, it is a little odd the way that you are happy to go along with it all!!! | |
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| And do you realise that this is the sixth time that I have been abducted by some Evil Lord who wants to marry me so that they can rule the Kingdom? I want it to happen so that no-one tries it again! | |
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Back in the countryside...
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| OK, you won't be my new horsey, but to get us across the country you have somesort of space-time thingy-majig??? | |
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| Splendid. Well we can't stand around here talking all day we've got a princess to save. | |
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| Good. Now show me on this map where the princess is being held. | |
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| Ah, I'm afraid I wasn't privvy to that information, I was leaving that all to horsey! | |
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| And I'm doing this to get away from my Homicidal tendancies!!! | |
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At Neville's Space-Time Machine...
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| Ok, you dozy fuckwit, Evil Lord Barry of Birmingham is holding Princess Clara, so there is a fair chance if we go to Birmingham we'll find his castle!!! | |
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| I am in your capable hands, Squire Neville. | |
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| I sense a certain amount of hostility from you. | |
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| You'll be sensing your head being ripped from your body if I don't start having some fun soon!!! | |
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Evil Lord Barry visits his Mother...
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| Mum, are you sure there isn't another way I can rule the Kingdom, without having to get married? | |
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| It's the only way, my little Bazza. Get hitched to her, and then get her in the sack, screw her brains out and then in nine months I'll be a Grandma. | |
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| My main priorities do not include fathering an heir just yet, I'll have other important Kingdom stuff to do. | |
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| "Main priorities", your trying to weasel out of having sex with her. Your Queer aren't you? | |
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| Then prove it to me, by giving me Grandchildren. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Neville's Quest. Pt 6, Neville and Sir Hugh split up.']
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