I hate children!!! by Johnny_Lincoln 11-16-03

Hey Mutherfucker, I'm going to show you no respect at all, you fuckwit, because you can't do diddly squat about it!!! True. I'm going to make your life a misery, bitch, and I'll get away with it!!! True, however... Aaaarrgghhh. ...your not the first little cunt who has pissed me off, and it has to stop somewhere!!!

Keep Christmas in December. by Johnny_Lincoln 11-16-03

A message from Santa... Ho Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas to you all. Hello Santa, what's the date? It's November the 16th! Keep Christmas in December.

And here's another one...

I hate children. II by Johnny_Lincoln 11-16-03

Hehehe. Dickface, fuckwit, blow job, hehehe, I've farted... Hehehe, it's cool being a kid, you can really piss adults off and they can't do a thing, hehehe... Nice grouping. Thanks.

Those were pretty funny. I might not admit it later but I think I LOL'ED OUT LOUD!!