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Supernate visits Suicide Steve by SuicideSteve 11-16-03

Supernate comes to visit Steve Hey Steve! Why ya in the trash can? Well, first my parents took my phone and my car and said if I wanted to live at home I'd have to walk there naked in the snow and then Emily's parents said if they saw me walking naked to my house.... Whoa, what a downer...gotta find a way out of this one...what could I say? that they would get the cops to come and arrest me for indecent exposure so I went and got drunk to get it off my head and passed out and when I woke up there was a dog peeing on my face... Moments later... What's that, Lexi? You want me to come rub your back because I'm much better at it than Steve? must...keep...anger...inside...

AidFace visits Suicide Steve by SuicideSteve 11-16-03

AidFace comes to visit Suicide Steve Hey Steve! Why ya hammerin' a nail into your head? Well, as I was trying to say earlier, Lexi and Caroline won't date me so I tried to date Emily again but her parents got a restraining order against me so I went and got stoned but... Wow, why does he only talk this much when he's the saddest man alive? the rolling paper was donut paper from Krispy Kreme so the thing caught on fire and burned off my precious sideburns, which I didn't even get to explain to Nate cause he ran off with Lexi, so I'm... NATE AND LEXI WERE HERE? I've still got time to catch up...later, Stan! aaaaaaaaaaand back to the nail...

Steve goes to jail by SuicideSteve 11-16-03

Steve goes to visit Emily Hey, Emily...what's up? STEPHEN! You came to see me! I love you so much! I have to go tell my sister and hope she doesn't tell my mom who will tell the cops. Thirty minutes later... OK, Steve, you've just earned yourself a ticket to jail for violating a restraining order... Just a little further before it'll crack my skull... If only I'd called my ninja friend... STEPHEN! I'm so sorry! I really thought it would be a great idea to tell my sister, it's not like she's gotten us in any trouble before...do you want to have sex between the bars?

Steve gets visited in jail by SuicideSteve 11-16-03

Steve in prison... I can't believe they didn't take this hammer from me when I got arrested...this place sucks, I'm so bored... Hey boys, over here! Oh, hey, Nate, what's up? Hey, man, you look like you could need some cheering up, so I brought you a computer. Megan has already been bothering me cause you haven't been online...in fact, she came here with me to see you! Tell her I'll talk to her online... u don't want to talk to me? lol omg wtf lol omg hey do you think i should get a breast reduction they're so big omg lol omg wtf omg lol

Steve on prison computer by SuicideSteve 11-16-03

I'm glad Nate brought me this computer...let's see who's online... "hey steve! omg lol i heard something crazy about u! lol omg i heard u got sent to jail! lol omg lol lol" What? "Megan, you just came to see me when Nate brought me this computer I'm talking to you on." "o that was u? omg lol wtf lol oh yeah i forgot omg lol! i was sooooooo busy lookin at supernate! he is so cute! lol omg i can talk to him about anything he is my rock! lol omg wtf lol omg omg lol" "You're stupid! Don't talk to me about Nathan or anything else, I am annoyed by you and do not enjoy talking to or being around you." "omg that is so mean! i don't even want to talk to u anymore! omg wtf i am soooooooo over everything....jk lol omg! lyl babe, u r so cute! brb.....back omg wtf lol omg omg omg lol lol lol wtf lol omg"

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