These aren't mine... they belong to some fellow named burt_reynolds... Classic.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=burt_reynolds

Jim Davis, 2000 Year Old Cartoonist by burt_reynolds 11-19-03

In the Year 2137... Did you see the comic strip Garfield today? The human named Jon, he cannot get a date with a female! You are much like him. You cannot get a date either. I have no genitals.

Jim Davis, 2000 year old cartoonist by burt_reynolds 11-19-03

A ghost!!! Jim Davis, I am the ghost of Rudolph Dirks, creator of the Katzenjammer Kids!!! Hmmm... Haven't I seen you in The Family Circus? I... uh... no! I am Rudolph Dirks! Wait a minute! Did Charles Schultz put you up to this? Peanuts!

Jim Davis, 1 Million Year Old Cartoonist by burt_reynolds 11-19-03

I say, good chap, did you see today's Garfield? I did, and I can't say I understood it. I mean, a cat afraid of mice? If you believe that, then it shows the faulty logic behind Campbell's proof for archetypes. You didn't understand it because your brain is the size of a peanut. Touche, but your wife has no complaints about the size of my penis.