Anybody ever see The Toy?

The Toy: Graveyard Tryst by Hans_Gruber 11-21-03

What the f-? The graveyard, Eric? What are we doing in a graveyard! Jack... I just came back from Holland with my dad, and scored a batch of absinthe! U.S. let you buy absinthe? Yep. And I heard that all the cool French writers did absinthe in graveyards... I swear to God, U.S. ... Eric was the one that exhumed that corpse... Once the DNA test come backs... Alright, alright... I don't care who raped the corpse! What I want to know is why the police caught you playing with my son's GODDAMN BALLS!

By the way, you've got to really hear Jackie Gleason's voice in that last box... some of you may be too young to remember Gleason, but he adds his own special brand of ketchup to everything he's in.

Another Toy strip...

The Toy: Spirit Vs. Matter by Hans_Gruber 11-21-03

Eric... If you drop another bucket of water on me... I swear I'm gonna... What? Dress like a homo circus clown with child-bearing hips? An hour later... I think your son has defecated on my immortal soul, U.S. ... Well, I'm supposed to be golfing, Jack, but my son literally defecated in the holes... What's worse?

Absinthe, wonderful absinthe.

10/10

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