Hossein Barkhah of Iran dislocates his elbow while attempting to snatch 157.5kg in the men's 77 kilogram class at the World Weightlifting Championship in Vancouver, British Columbia.

But it is going to be a lot easier for him to scratch his ass.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"For fuck sake -- quit standing around gawking and BEAT ME TO DEATH with a weight bar! Hurry!!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"You put your left arm in, you take your left arm ou-AUUUUUUUGHHHH!!!!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

In the style of Jerry Lewis *clears throat*

"Oh no! Ouch with the arm and the bar and bending and the excruciating pain! Oh hurting!"

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Poop.

"Seriously guys, it was THIS FUCKING BIG!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The first thing Ray did when he got out of the hospital was tear the "God is my spotter" bumper sticker off his locker.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"This new version of Dance Dance Revolution is freakin' impossible!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

If you take steroids, you should at least attempt to conceal it.

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AFROMANS MOVE

"Walk like an Egyptian..."

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I has a flavor!