The Alphabet For the Dumb ABC by FrixFrax 12-01-03

A is for Apple: A fruit with all bumpy edges and seeds Yuk! Seeds! Oh my god! you'll turn into a bird now! B is for Ball: Round bouncy thing Bounce! Bounce! Oh dear... it was only a matter of time before she went mad C is for Cat: Furry thing with legs Ahhhh! My hat started to walk That’s not a hat it's a walking cushion!

The Alphabet For the Dumb DEF by FrixFrax 12-01-03

D is for Door: Rectangle shape piece of wood with metal bit Door Re Me Fa So De La You should record this song and put it on the thing that plays the music stuff E for Egg: Pink round thing with yellow and white stuff inside What came first the chicken or the egg? I don't know F is for Fish: Slippery thing that swims Sevens, go fish I don't have a fishing rod

The Alphabet For the Dumb GHI by FrixFrax 12-01-03

G is Giant: Something very big My boyfriend said to me when he comes to bed with me his pet turns giant! Pets should not be allowed in bedrooms H is for Hose: A thing that squirts water Firemen have huge hoses I know I is for Ice: Cold stuff that is shiny I had to scrape ice of my car today Did it hurt?

The Alphabet For the Dumb JKL by FrixFrax 12-01-03

J is for Jab: To hit something or someone This woman said you deserve a jab, so I said give me one and she ht me! Some people are just pigs K is for King: Guy that wears a crown Did you know a king gets to sit on special chair? No, way! L is for Light: Bright yellow shine Let there be light Just turn on the switch silly

The Alphabet For the Dumb MNO by FrixFrax 12-01-03

M is for Mother: Cleaner, Chef and Taxi service woman She did my washing all wrong! Yeah and then she tells you to do it yourself N is for Notepad: A book where you write stuff in My poem: I wrote a note on my notepad I like it! O is for Onion: They make you cry I hate onions, how do you spell it U-N-Y-I-N easy to spell!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

That's your best work to date, Frix. Definitley some thumbs up.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Nice ending.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Dig. =D