The Planet Of The Ape-Lovers by robfleay 12-03-03

It was all doom and gloom on the NASA launch pad.. my wife has just left me did she find out about us? And they say in space no one can hear you whinge.. she never understood the love between an astronaut and his experimental space-monkey on our planet it is acceptable to be intimate with a simian Back home, things were starting to not look so bleak.. ..and i travelled to the most wonderful place where at last I could TRULY be myself just make my friggin dinner you monkey-fucking freak

Good, not great.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...