If you love The Goonies even half as much as I do, then you ought to be compelled to click the following link and read the comics that appear.

O, Bartleby! O, humanity!

Ironically, these comics have little to do with The Goonies, much to my chagrin.

Sorry, I'm way too lazy to go clicking on links. I only read the strips that get posted here. But hey, at least someone replied to your post!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Ah, sloth. I'd call it a deadly sin, if my totally radical philosophical beliefs were at all Judeo-Christian. Which they're not. Whoa.

[Click to view comic: 'Induce nausea']

I believe this comic to be totally Sartre-tastic, even though it bears more reference to Camus' The Stranger than Sartre's Nausea. Unfortunately, the necessity of link-clicking still exists.