Actually... I'm not going to die but, here are 10 comics before my 200th. Why you ask?

You Were There In Spirit by Matchbook_Romance 11-29-03

I tried calling you the other day but you weren't home, where were you? I went to the beach by myself, just to relax a bit and take a walk. Oh really? How was that? The shoreline is really pretty at night with all the moonlight and stuff. Plus, there was something there that reminded me of you. What was that? The abundance of crabs.

For Dummies by Matchbook_Romance 11-30-03

Hey man, why the hell are you reading a book? It's a very interesting book. Actually, the cover looks pretty damn stupid to me. What's it about? It's actually one of those For Dummies books. What is it? "Cooking For Dummies?" "Shaving Pubic Hairs For Dummies?" Actually, it's "How To Get Rid Of Fucking Annoying Friends For Dummies."

Dearest Friend by Matchbook_Romance 11-30-03

Jon, I don't think this friends with benefit stuff isn't working out, I mean, sometimes I feel like you only want me for sex. What are you talking about? You know I enjoy your company. Now let me just take off your blouse... Yesss! Ohhh baby! Wait Jon, why do you want me to leave so fast? I thought you enjoyed my company? Yeah about that, when I mean "I enjoy your company" I mean I enjoy your company when you're mouth is shut and I'm riding you doggy style.

Never End On a Bad Note by Matchbook_Romance 12-01-03

Hey man, why the long face? Man, me and Shanice got into a fight yesterday night. What did you do this time? We had an argument, but before she left I called her a ho out of anger. Calling your girl a ho is like the worst thing you can say to her. Yeah I know, but the weird thing is that before she slammed the door in my face she said- "HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!"

You Know You Love Me by Matchbook_Romance 12-01-03

I can't forgive you this time! But... but...! You're gone for days at a time and I don't know where you are or who you're with! Please, just hear me out! This is the third time you've cheated on me! Don't you feel guilty at all?! Don't I get one of those "Cheat Twice, Cheat Again Guilt Free" coupons?

Your Father Loves You by Matchbook_Romance 12-02-03

Dad, I'm a little nervous. This is my first piano recital! Hmmm... don't be son. DAD! What are you doing with that gun?! I want you to take my lucky gun son. If anybody even drops lint from their pocket, I want you to take this gun, cock it, point, and shoot at the person. That ought to shut them up. Wow! Does it really work? Well, it did work on your mother.

Maybe Next Time! by Matchbook_Romance 12-03-03

Yeah, I could see right through you! *Grumble grumble* Excuse me Ted, what was the fuss with that elderly woman earlier? Sir, she tried buying cigarettes. But I knew she was under aged so I wouldn't sell it to her. Upholding the law sir! Ted, that woman had to be at least 60. Couldn't you tell from her face or her rather slow walk with that cane? I know that sir, but here's the thing. How could anybody be that old if they were trying to by diapers for themselves?

Snow In San Diego by Matchbook_Romance 12-03-03

God, those Alaskan people think they're so cool.

Why I Like dcomposed by Matchbook_Romance 12-04-03

Here's a picture of my nipple Match. His nipple kind of looks like mine.

A Quiet Reflection (200th Comic) by Matchbook_Romance 12-06-03

So we failed again last night. But on a lighter note, this is my 200th comic. I feel a bit worn out, but congratulations Jeffrey. So, what are we doing tommorrow night Chumley? The same thing we always do Jeffrey. TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Err... dammit. I forgot one comic, here it is-

Well, I Thought... by Matchbook_Romance 12-04-03

Hey, I'm hungry and I feel like eating out. Wait, what are you doing? *Unzip* Sweetie, when I say eating out, I don't necessarily mean you. Please put your pants back on. How about some McDonald's?

Because I love you.

I remember my 200th comic. It was the same month as my 300th comic and my 400th comic.

That last one was the best because it reminded me of something that was equally as amusing =)

Nice strips!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I'm glad you are still alive. As for me, this is my last comment here... until 2004.

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...if I am alive by then.

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...and I would like to be alive by then.

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I love you too.

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"Thread killer"... hahahahahahahaha!

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Ah, I love abundances of crabs almost as much as I love my mommy. And that's a lot.

Hom, you crazy son of a bitch.