I have been making these for a while now, so I thought I'd put them up here. I took the idea from maak, but mine are actually funny. Enjoy.

IRC Adventures 1 by boinky33 4-13-03

[boinky33] [Artemis] Kiss me! * Artemis runs away [boinky33] [BigEvilDan] Don't resist moi! * BigEvilDan gives boinky a kiss... [boinky33] [BigEvilDan] Thanks, but you have herpes. Herpes of death!

IRC Adventures 2 by boinky33 4-13-03

[boinky33] [Artemis] hey, artemis yes? [boinky33] [Artemis] want to fuck? ask boortie/ if he doesn't reply/ it means yes [boinky33] [jools] shut up. you're so immature. * jools turns on "DEE COCK" mode on boinky.

IRC Adventures 3 by boinky33 4-13-03

[Artemis] [boinky33] i thinks theres a new cliche just started up on the forums/ that laughing hick with the beer he's sexy. [boinky33] I wanna sex him up. ALL NIGHT LONG! [Artemis] [jools] yay, my minimized window flashes too yay!

IRC Adventures 4 by boinky33 4-13-03

[Bargaintuan] [boinky33] I have a screensaver....I have one that draws spheres, and one that fortells future I have one of Louie Anderson screwing a gorilla [boinky33] There's sound effects, too: "eek! eek!"/ "SERVAY SAYS!" [Artemis] [boinky33] Servay? Fuck..............you

IRC Adventures 5 by boinky33 4-13-03

[boinky33] [Artemis] I have not seen you around lately! Trillian is sort of ginchy [boinky33] hahahahah/ just kidding!/ Yes I have! Last night while you were sleeping!/ I came in and combed your hair!/ you looked so peaceful! [boinky33] [Artemis] QUACK!

IRC Adventures 6 by boinky33 4-18-03

[Artemis] [boinky33] what now, lil buddy? lil buddy? You better not hit me with your hat. [Artemis] [boinky33] no/ I wouldnt dare [Artemis] [boinky33] *Artemis slaps boinky with his dildo thanks, pal

IRC Adventures 7 by boinky33 5-18-03

[knkx] [boinky33] i thought Bargaintuan was a bot Ha/ he's not a bot/ or is he? [Bargaintuan] [boinky33] Keppo is a bot. I KNEW IT! [Bargaintuan] [boinky33] I should of known when he kept saying: "boinky, I am a bot."

IRC Adventures 8 by boinky33 5-18-03

[Bargaintuan] [boinky33] I made a picture/ You can't see it. Why? Is it erotic? [Bargaintuan] [boinky33] No. Violent? [Bargaintuan] [boinky33] No. Violently erotic?

IRC Adventures 9 by boinky33 5-18-03

[Bargaintuan] [boinky33] i need to decide on food. bananas [Bargaintuan] [boinky33] No. I hate bananas. cucumbers [jes_l] [boinky33] PS: asparagus canadian smoked sausage?

IRC Adventures 10 by boinky33 5-18-03

[Jes_L] [boinky33] why am I a fucking elf in your irc strip? I was going to make you the snowman/ then I didn't. [Jes_L] [boinky33] i'd be flattered if my mouth wasn't on fire now herpes? ***Jes_L changed his nick to jes_eating_vurry AAAAAGH! (He meant to spell curry)

*Has a seizure*

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

IRC Adventures 11 by boinky33 5-23-03

[A_Chicka] [BigEvilDan] I'm very hungry/ And there is nothing to eat/ Therefore, I will do the dishes now I think boinky33 would be quite delicious. [boinky33] I'm great with catsup. [EmilyW] [boinky33] that's ketchup what's ketchup?

IRC Adventures 12 by boinky33 6-03-03

***essiedebr has joined #stripcreator Hi, weird name ***essiedebr has quit IRC Bye, weird name [boinky33] [BigEvilDan] I don't like him. He's too talkative.

IRC Adventures 13 by boinky33 6-03-03

[boinky33] [BigEvilDan] Dan, you haven't felt pain until you tried to push a 10 pound baby out your ass! What if I tried to push one in? [boinky33] [BigEvilDan] I'll help. Chooby I'm going to need some vaseline STAT! I just want to know if it counts. [boinky33] [chooby] Of course it does. How else can you push it out without pushing it in first? These losers are ignoring me.

IRC Adventures 14 by boinky33 6-03-03

[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33] shape factory is never updated/ cuz the author is too lazy No, I'm just too busy getting busy with your mama/ uh uh uh, ohhhhhh, boinky. oh oh oh. yeah oh oh. uh, spank me baby. uh oh uh. [punkrockskaboy] [boinky33] boinky...the hole in your couch cusion isnt for that [punkrockskaboy] [boinky33] FUTON!

IRC Adventures 15 by boinky33 6-03-03

[punkrockskaboy] [boinky33] so when is this mystery cup gettin under way/ i am in with my super duper alias punkrockskadude? [punkrockskaboy] [boinky33] no. punkrockskaman? punkrockskakid? punkrockskaguy? punkrockskafellow? [punkrockskaboy] [boinky33] punkrockskawhore In that case, I'd like a hand job.

IRC Adventures 16 by boinky33 6-14-03

Trying to reach stripcreator.com [6667]. Please Wait... IRC server actually unreachable.  :(

IRC Adventures 17 by boinky33 6-20-03

[Bargaintuan] [boinky33] I imagine Steve Jobs standing over some animator at his desk yelling, "ANIMATE, YOU DAMN TURD!!!" I imagine Steve Jobs spanking me with a sausage. [mAAk] [boinky33] You're confusing Bill Gate's persona with Steve Job's maybe? No. [mAAk] [boinky33] Bill Gates uses a wiffle bat.

IRC Adventures 18 by boinky33 6-30-03

[A_Chicka] I'm pretending I'm in Canada so I don't get drafted. [andydougan] I'm pretending I'm in France so I won't get drafted. [boinky33] [evil_d] I'm pretending I'm massaging joshw's thighs. je suis un poisson

IRC Adventures 19 by boinky33 7-01-03

[chooby] [boinky33] I'm going to afk too. to make tea. and some kind of snack. I got your snack right here! [Rabid_Weasle] [boinky33] I bet it's a penis. Ewww! No! Gross! You're sick!.... [Rabid_Weasle] [boinky33] It's a carrot muffin, you perv!

IRC Adventures 20 by boinky33 7-13-03

[boinky33] [joshw] bums should do a crime and get sent to jail/ roof over their head, 3 square meals a day EXACTLY! [boinky33] [joshw] and all the gay ass sex they want. [boinky33] [joshw] and probably don't want. I SAID TRY TO ROB A BANK!

IRC Adventures 21 by boinky33 7-15-03

[boinky33] [boorite] Me and Alf broke up. [boinky33] [boorite] It was like we were from two different worlds. [boinky33] [boorite] Men are from Mars, Alfs are from Melmak.

IRC Adventures 22 by boinky33 7-15-03

[pita] [boinky33] I need to have a garage sale. I'll take it! I always wanted a garage! [pita] [boinky33] me too....actually, it's more of a yard sale. I already have a yard. [pita] [boinky33]  :)

IRC Adventures 23 by boinky33 7-15-03

[boinky33] [pita] Canada has some nice sights...... Moose Factory, Moose Jaw. I was there last month. [boinky33] Moose Cunt, Moose Nipple, Moose Anus. jools would spend countless hours in Moose Cunt. [jools] [boinky33] yes I perfer Moose Cock myself.

IRC Adventures 24 (part one of three) by boinky33 8-07-03

[boinky33] [Rabid_Weasle] *boinky33 whacks chooby with his spicey penis! That's-a spicey penis! [boinky33] [Rabid_Weasle] You should know! I have no idea what you're talking about.... [boinky33] [chooby] I have pictures. I'm awake.

IRC Adventures 25 (part two of three) by boinky33 8-07-03

[boinky33] [chooby] ....eep.... [boinky33] [Rabid_Weasle] *boinky33 continues to whack chooby with his spicey penis *Rabid_Weasle films it [boinky33] [little_kitty] Get my good side. You have a good side?

IRC Adventures 26 (part three of three) by boinky33 8-07-03

[boinky33] [A_Chicka] *boinky33 weeps awwwww. kitty, that was harsh girl [little_kitty] [boinky33] I'm sorry boinky. I was just joking. *little_kitty hugs boinky *boinky33 gets hard nipples [little_kitty] [boinky33] *little_kitty winks at boinky Don't mind those. I was just looking at chooby too hard.

IRC Adventures 27 (poop talk) by boinky33 8-30-03

[boinky33] [Inflatable_Man] One time I did not poop for 5 months. You're a liar. You would die. [boinky33] [Inflatable_Man] I seriously didn't. I admitt, I wasn't very fast. The longest I've gone without shitting was six days. [boinky33] [Inflatable_Man] And my shorts were not too clean either.

IRC Adventures 28 (poop talk 2) by boinky33 8-30-03

[boinky33] [Inflatable_Man] I know girls that don't poop. They just vomit after every meal. And occasionally they bleed out their anus. But they don't poop. [boinky33] [Inflatable_Man] *sigh* My dream girl.... I'll sell her to you for a twinkie and fifty cents. [boinky33] [Inflatable_Man]

IRC Adventures 29 by boinky33 9-14-03

[el_foka] [boinky33] I read most strips....except yours Barg. Barg's a funny guy. [boinky33] And so sexy. He's got a butt that wont quit. *boinky33 slaps Barg's butt [boinky33] [Bargaintuan] Feel that butt? That's a tight butt! Yeah. I'm farting right now.

IRC Adventures 30 by boinky33 10-03-03

[boinky33] [FrixFrax] Then I killed a nun! God hates you now. [boinky33] [FrixFrax] God might hate me, but he thinks I have a great personality! [boinky33] [FrixFrax] hahahaha