Meet Wellington, Wellington McNocock by Rabid_Weasle 12-07-03

I'm so depressed! My girlfriend broke up with me, on my birthday! Man, that's cold. But hey, it could be worse. How!? You could be Wellington McNocock. Hey there handsome, fancy a shag? I apologize my dear, but that just isn't in the cards.

Wellington McNocock Plays A Sporting Activity by Rabid_Weasle 12-07-03

Hello there young man. May I join you in your outdoor activities? Sure, but it could get pretty rough, you might want to wear a cup. Trust me my good man! It will not be neccesary!

Wellington McNocock Gets Mugged by Rabid_Weasle 12-07-03

And why on earth should I give you my money? Because if you don't I'll sick my crotch attacking dog on you! Hahaha! I must inform you that that tactic would be ineficient. Grrrrrr Today's top story. The nefarious Crotch Biting Bandit captured.

Wellington McNocock Is Not Worried by Rabid_Weasle 12-07-03

A new airborn strand of gonorrhea has sent the whole of the country into a panic. Although studies have shown that the disease is easily preventable with a simple over the counter vaccine. Sales charts have shown that nearly all of the country's population has already purchased the vaccine. All except for approximately 0.000001%. *whistling*

I found them mildly ammusing. Thoughts?

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Poop.

thumbs up from my direction, weasle-man.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

LOOOOVED IT!!!!

Pimpin'

Like a pimp.

With a limp.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

BRILLIANT!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

wangs

dongs

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Har!

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Dad was flammable

Wellington McNocock Finds Employment by Rabid_Weasle 1-18-04

Greetings madam, welcome to Brutwurst Hut. Hello. Can I get one English sausage to go, please? I apologize, but we are all out.

Made another one, just for the hell of it.

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Poop.

Ooooh! Oooooh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh!

*hurls feces in joy*

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Brings a smile to my face, which mean it's good.

I like it, but I'd like more better! :)

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troelsea at gmail dot com

There's only so many jokes you can make about a man without a wang! This isn't TOBOR we're talking about here!

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Poop.

Wellington-Bor(ing) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-19-04

RAR! Wellington McNocock will Cornhole you now. Really? Erm, No. Sorry bout that.

Well , thats this one note character killed. Someone please dispose of the corpse next to the Poong donkey willya.

Cheers.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Gee... thanks a lot Perm. :\

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Poop.

Aint no reason we can't get along by Spankling 1-19-04

I hear you got no cock. That is essentially correct, young man. So... what else you got? I mean... is it like, a hole or a puffy slit or... Go away, please. Maybe just a warm wet fold that... You are getting very very limp. You want to eat tofu and take a cold shower. This is not the eunuch you are looking for!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Huzzah! Wellington lives!

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Poop.

Careful what you wish by lukket 1-24-04

Wellington McNocock? What brings you here? I want you to know, mylady, that your interference in my life has caused me nothing but disappointment. What on Earth are you talking about? Pray tell me that you haven't forgotten our last rendez-vous: Thank you for rescuing me. I will fulfill any wish you might have! I wish that it should never be necessary to worry about my potency!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The Origin Of Wellington McNocock by Rabid_Weasle 1-24-04

RAAR! Tobor will cornhole you! Oh blast, not you again. *sigh* If you insist. But could you at least have the common courtesy to give me a reach-around!

Thought of another one last night.

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Poop.

hahaha

Hope for McNocock by lukket 2-01-04

I have consulted you, my dear doctor, to seek an explanation to why I sometimes feel a pain in my crotch in spite of my lack of a certain limb. That's elementary Herr McNocock. It's called phantom pains. I beg your pardon? Phantom pains occur because the nerves still expect signals from the missing limbs. Do you care to join me at home for tea, crumpets and a phantomorgasmic experience!? Go away, you freak! You scare me.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

You ROOOOOONED it!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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The Origin Of Wellington McNocock by Rabid_Weasle 1-24-04

RAAR! Tobor will cornhole you! Oh blast, not you again. *sigh* If you insist. But could you at least have the common courtesy to give me a reach-around!

Thought of another one last night.

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