PoliticalForumBallZ part 1 by SinatraFonzarelli2 12-07-03

Goku does political battle with the most powerful debate warrior of them all, Neo-Conservator! He starts off with a strong KameHameHa, only for it to be completely reflected by his power shield. EVERY POSSIBLE EXCUSE THAT PRESIDENT BUSH HAD FOR INVADING IRAQ WAS A TOTAL FABRICATION AND HE MANAGED TO KILL 8000 PEOPLE-HA! "GEORGE W. BUSH IS A GREAT CHRISTIAN AND SADDAM HUSSEIN IS WORSE THAN HITLER YOU'RE JUST LYING TO ME BECAUSE YOU'RE BRAINWASHED BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA" SHIELD! The Neo-Conservator then used the powerful offense, "Seemingly Ambivalent and Contradictory Political Stance", making his sheer stupidity blatant, thereby lowering the opponent's moral Republicans are against the One-World UN and for smaller government, that's why we want America to conquer the world and control every action civilians make. Then he swiftly dodges Goku's punches with the ancient "ad hominem" technique. KAME-HOW CAN YOU OBJECT STRONGLY TO ABORTION FOR BEING MURDER WHEN YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE GOVERNMENT MURDERING FOREIGN CITIZENS? Well...you're just a tree-hugging idealist, so shut up.

PoliticalForumBallZ part 2 by SinatraFonzarelli2 12-07-03

Neo-Conservator then combats Goku with a "package deal fallacy" special attack I think a Marxist system would be much better than... Goku, you're a Marxist. As was Josef Stalin. He also killed millions of people. Therefore you support killing millions of people He then uses alien anatomy to filter out audible noises he doesn't want to hear, while blissfully continuing to prattle The sanctions in Iraq are killing millions of... La la la Democrats lie and raise my taxes la la la His sneaky and impregnable battling techniques pay off, and the mighty Saiyajin warrior gets frustrated and gives up. Fine, blow up the goddamn planet! Yes, another victory for the strong-willed right!

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

AHH! THAT IS SWEET! YOU ARE NOW MY HERO!!

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I'm a Rev. Dr. Martin Luthor King Jr. for a new generation

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

Oh cool! That means you'll be killed soon, right?

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

By the government, yes.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

:O

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

I'm sure the HIV will get ya before the CIA does.

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Daddy's Home...

pedofilia is funny. we can all learn alot from Mikey