Conny and Kenny in prison by Debaser 12-07-03

Conny and Kenny in prison Thank you for lying that I were the one that killed all the old ladies! Well, it was kinda rad but I did'nt want to be alone in the prison for 15 years. But I was'nt even there! I don't want to be here with you for 15 years! You don't have to I'm escaping tomorrow. To be continued.... If you were going to escape when you've just got here, why did you turn me in? Well it was kinda rad but I didn't want to be alone in prison for 12 hours.

Yo makafo!
I want you to read my comic. It is sooooo good for you to read it. You wanna know what it schwas? Okay, I tell you what it schwas!
Here it is!

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Kenny's new job 3 by Debaser 12-09-03

Welcome to MacDonalds. Hi, I would like; 3 Chicken McNuggets, 4 MacFeasts, 7 Big Mac and Co.:s, 12 Happy Meals, 9 Big Macs, 14 Fish n' Chips........ Okay, anything else? Yes, 8 big Coca-Colas, 13 big Fantas, 6 big Sprites, 8 juices, 7 Coca-Cola lights, 5 Sprite Zeros...... Everything on the menu and one giant loogie, comin' up! 6 Cheese-burgers, 8 Milkshakes, 4 ice-creams, 8 Chicken McBacon......

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Kenny da host 3 by Debaser 12-09-03

And the winner of the "Did the dishes" award goes to.... EVERYONE! YAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!! Unbelievable, everyone have been as good as eachother, again! For the fifteenth time!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!

Kenny da host 4 by Debaser 12-09-03

Of course we must talk with every winner of the "Cleaned up the mess in their room" award! First up is Amanda! TANK YOU! TANK YOU! I wanna tank my mommi and my pappi and my sister...... 32 minutes later .... and Willy and Billy and of course the juj.... jujjy.... the juujii.... the jujry! Tank you, veri much! Now there are only 26 more winners to talk to! The next one is Jaques! Zank you, zank you. I am zo very proud over ze prize. I want to zank my mozzer and my fazzer........

Kenny da host 5 by Debaser 12-09-03

Hey. How did the Donald Duck award go. I didn't even get to see their disappointed faces cause everybody won the damn award! And after every price that was given the kids thanked everyone they know for half an hour. EACH! So, you didn't like it? .... No, I loved it, fuckhead. Hehehe

Conny's birthday by Debaser 12-08-03

Guess what day it is today? I think it's monday. It's my birthday! Merry Christmas! What? Or is it Happy Halloween? I'm not in to all those holidays.

Conny's birthday 3 by Debaser 12-08-03

Conny's birthday! I can't believe that you haven't even got me a gift on my birthday! Well I have got one actually. Where? Wait a moment! 1.35 minutes later.... Is the huge thing that you rolled up the hill, my present? What is it? It's all my hairballs and snot that I've saved until this day. I was going to throw it on cars but I'm such a good friend and I give it to my best buddy on his birthday!

[Click to view comic: 'Steve's back?']

[Click to view comic: 'Steve's back!']

[Click to view comic: 'Visit at the hospital']

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First,

quote:

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Yo makafo!
I want you to read my comic. It is sooooo good for you to read it. You wanna know what it schwas? Okay, I tell you what it schwas!

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I'm sorry about occasional bad spelled words or bad grammar. I'm from Sweden and still learning english.

Have you got any favorite of my comics?

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

His birthday was pretty good...

Sweden is pretty cool, you ever been to Gothenburg?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Yeah, I were there once.
Bush were there in a visit and it was a demonstration against him that got out of control. They started to throw rocks around them and through windows and at polices and one kid got shot. I were there 2 days after that happend so the city wasn't so beautiful :)

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Cool,

English Lesson 1-

Use was for anything involving one person.
Example: I was at the place five minutes ago.

Use were for anything involving two or more people.
Example: They were at the place five minutes ago.

Don't worry, we've all made the mistake.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Thank you for that.

I was playing Worms with a pal for a while ago!
We were playing Worms together for a while ago!

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:D Perfect.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Thank u!

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The President's attacked! by Debaser 12-12-03

At the hospital.... KENNY: Who could have done this? Who hates me that much? Uhm, everyone, sir?

Conny goes to trial by Debaser 12-12-03

*Federal Bureau of Investigation and Stuff. Mr. Coyote. I am Dick Bigg from FBIS*. They've send me to investigate in the attack on the President. Okay. I want to ask you a few questions. How do you and the president agree? Actually we've got a kinda good relationship. We're spending a lot of time together. Message from President da Cat; "See yah in court!" Goddammit!

Conny's lawyer by Debaser 12-12-03

Conny's going to trial for the attack on Kenny Hello, Mr. Coyote, I am your lawyer, Willy Dean. The trial is in an hour, now I just want to ask you a few question. Did you attack President da Cat with a knife? No, I didn't. We're friends! That's good! We could use it in court! Wasn't that what we were goin' to use in court, right from tha start? No. I didn't have anything in mind. You're new, right?

Conny in court by Debaser 12-12-03

Conny in court JUDGE: Conny Coyote, you've been accused for attempted murder on President Kenny da Cat. The word goes to prosecutor, Dina McDuff. Mr. Coyote. Where were you at 1.00 PM, the 4th of August, 2003? I were down at the bar with Stephane. No, more questions, your honor. WHAT DID I SAY??

Conny in court 2 by Debaser 12-12-03

Did you try to kill President da Cat? No. Did you try to kill President da Cat? No. Did you try to kill President da Cat? No.

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Conny in court 3 by Debaser 12-12-03

You say that you and President Kenny da Cat are good friends and you've got no reason to kill him, right? That's correct. The same Kenny who gave you a big pile of puke-balls and snot for your birthday? The same Kenny who put you in prison two times when you were innocent? Uhm, yeah. The same Kenny who told a gang of afro-american youngsters that you've called them racistic things so you had to spend 3 months in hospital after an assault from them? Hmm.... When I think about it.... I kinda want to kill him right now.

Conny's free by Debaser 12-12-03

All rise! The jury finds the prosecuted, not guilty. The evidence is still unclear. Yes! Beach-Minister Conny Coyote must help FBIS with the search for the person that's guilty for the attack on the President, though. Goddammit!

Detective Conny by Debaser 12-12-03

This is just great. Now I've got to find the guy who tried to kill, Kenny AND people who throws rocks in the water. Hello, Mr. Brown. How do yah like the president we've got. He's a damn idiot. I would like to kill him. That's all the questions I've got. And remember, pee in the toilet, not in the ocean! Okay.

Detective Conny 2 by Debaser 12-12-03

It's impossible to find the guy who tried to kill Kenny. There are thousands of people livin' here. Hmm.... That one looks suspicious. Hey, trouble-maker. Stand where you are and no one will need to get hurt. Oh my!

Detective Conny by Debaser 12-12-03

Have you find the man who tried to kill the president? That's fantastic! Yeah! How did you find out that it was him? It was easy.... .... he was the only one that said that he liked the president!

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