Conny Coyote and Kenny da Cat background: Kenny is a cat that have got an island that he built up the country of Kennya where he is president.

Conny Coyote and Kenny da Cat:

Cripple vs. Kenny by Debaser 12-14-03

Excuse me, sir. Could you let me pass? Sir?? I AM THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT OF KENNYA!!!! You think that you can call the president, "sir" and ask him to step aside? Just because you're the president you don't have to be rude! The fuckin' cripples. They think they own the roads. AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

Cripples vs. Kenny 2 by Debaser 12-14-03

I am the chairman of the United Cripples Foundation, UCF. We've come to overthrow your fascistic leadership. Oh, you've got an impressing amount of cripples there. You must be over a hundred persons! I've got my hands full for quite a while now, better start right away! That's right, Mr. President. Give us better care and each of us an individual apologize for.... No that wasn't what I meant! But what did you - AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Hehehe. Now I've got about 100 more to take care of!

New president in Kennya? by Debaser 12-14-03

Willie, buddy!!!! What are you doin' here? I came here to take your place as the president. I thought we were friends. I thought so to until the ghetto-gang smashed my head in to a wall. They said that you told them to do that.

H1gh sch00l g33ks:

H1gh-sch00l g33ks by Debaser 12-14-03

I replied your e-mail! I'll go check it! 2 minutes later.... You replied yet? I just did! You really think I should get a haircut? For cryin' out loud, Shannon! Don't waste your time talkin'!

H1gh Sch00l G33ks part 2 by Debaser 12-14-03

Feeling anything, yet? Nope. 2 hours later The search for love at the first sight continues for Dylan and Shannon

[Click to view comic: 'H1gh Sch00l G33ks 3']

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

I liked the geeks one.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Your punchline needs work, but other than that you're headed in the right direction... =D

Thanks!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Got me a movie, I want you to know...

Those geek comics are pretty funny. I think you're really on to something. Keep it up.

Slicin' an eyeball, oh-oh-oh-oh.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Got me a movie, I want you to know...

Those geek comics are pretty funny. I think you're really on to something. Keep it up.

Slicin' an eyeball, oh-oh-oh-oh.

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Conny Coyote and Kenny da Cat:

Fairy by Debaser 12-11-03

Dum-di-dum! Hey, what the...? Heeelloooo, Kenny! Are yah my conscience or sumthing? Have YOU got a conscience?

Fairy 2 by Debaser 12-11-03

Who are yah? I am the fairy of truth. Hello, fairy of truth. Your lies will be your fall. I will give you a curse that will make you cut down the lying. What are yah gonna do? I'll give yah a curse that will make you unable to lie in a week.

Kenny can't lie by Debaser 12-11-03

Fuckin' bullshit. Hah, a curse that will make me unable to lie in a week? Hahaha! Hey, Kenny. Hey, wazzup? Billie said that I was ugly, d'ya think I'm ugly? Stupid question.... Actually, I think you're kinda cute. WHAT?!?!?

Kenny's not takin' drugs by Debaser 12-11-03

Is Kenny a faggot? No.... He must have smoked sumthin'.... Oh my god, oh my god! I told Conny that I think he's kinda cute! The god damn fairy was right! Hey, Kenny. Are you high on sumthin'? Are yah takin' any drugs or so? Yeah, that is the perfect reason for the stupid things I said! Say yes, now Kenny, goddammit! Are you? No. I've never taken any drugs in my whole life. The things I said to you, came directly from my heart.

Kenny's NOT gay! by Debaser 12-11-03

Oh, dear. Maybe I am gay! Maybe the things I said meant something. Tell yourself that you're not homo-sexual! I am NOT homo-sexual! Phew!

H1gh-sch00l g33ks:

[Click to view comic: 'H1gh-Sch00l g33ks 4 - Bimbo at the mall with Santa']

[Click to view comic: 'H1gh-sch00l g33ks - Shannon wintertime']

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Conny Coyote and Kenny da Cat:

Fairy by Debaser 12-11-03

Dum-di-dum! Hey, what the...? Heeelloooo, Kenny! Are yah my conscience or sumthing? Have YOU got a conscience?

Fairy 2 by Debaser 12-11-03

Who are yah? I am the fairy of truth. Hello, fairy of truth. Your lies will be your fall. I will give you a curse that will make you cut down the lying. What are yah gonna do? I'll give yah a curse that will make you unable to lie in a week.

Kenny can't lie by Debaser 12-11-03

Fuckin' bullshit. Hah, a curse that will make me unable to lie in a week? Hahaha! Hey, Kenny. Hey, wazzup? Billie said that I was ugly, d'ya think I'm ugly? Stupid question.... Actually, I think you're kinda cute. WHAT?!?!?

Kenny's not takin' drugs by Debaser 12-11-03

Is Kenny a faggot? No.... He must have smoked sumthin'.... Oh my god, oh my god! I told Conny that I think he's kinda cute! The god damn fairy was right! Hey, Kenny. Are you high on sumthin'? Are yah takin' any drugs or so? Yeah, that is the perfect reason for the stupid things I said! Say yes, now Kenny, goddammit! Are you? No. I've never taken any drugs in my whole life. The things I said to you, came directly from my heart.

Kenny's NOT gay! by Debaser 12-11-03

Oh, dear. Maybe I am gay! Maybe the things I said meant something. Tell yourself that you're not homo-sexual! I am NOT homo-sexual! Phew!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Damn it.... it went wrong....

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!