What the fuck is this?
What happened to satirizing someone you dislike? Is it the "in" thing to just say bad things about them now?
Christ. Back in my day, we made fun of Snoop Dogg by writing a comic about how he always does the "izzle" thing in every damn word, but we had an actual joke in the comic!
Damn kids and your Hillary Duff. What's so damn great about her anyway? I mean, look at this picture of her at the MTV awards, in that low-cut gown. I mean, how could a 16 year old wear somethin-... Hang on. I need to go use the bathroom. M'pants're tight.
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