I've just started posting a strip based on the things that go in my classroom (I"m a first year 5th grade teacher). I have posted about 14 strips thus
far.

Taxation without representation. by Mister_Owens 12-08-03

...so that's why the colonists hated the British. Mr. Owens, I don't get it. Ok, let me put it this way; imagine that I charged you $2 to come into my class, $1 to use the bathroom, $3 for book rental... That's not fair. When did 5th grade become so PC? Now you know how the colonists felt! And all this time I was told that they were greedy white men.

Awesome.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well done. The district office bureaucrat in me particularly liked these:

Two sides to every coin by Mister_Owens 12-09-03

Because I am now the detention teacher, I decided to watch "The Breakfast Club." As one of my favorite 'teen movies', I thought maybe it would put me in a better mood. And innocence is lost Instead, I found myself asking, "Why don't the goddamn kids just write the fucking essay; Sit down, shut up, and lay off the damn dope!"

The Unsympathetic Taskmaster by Mister_Owens 12-11-03

Mr. Owens sends a note home. Your child has fallen behind due to his absences. Please ensure that he attends class on time and stops arriving an hour late and leaving an hour early. Mr. Owens, a student's mom just called about a note you sent home. She sounded very angry. Huh? Apparently asking a parent to get their kid to school on time is asking too much.

It's beginning to look a lot like Guinness... by Mister_Owens 12-15-03

Mr. Owens, are you going to the staff Christmas party? I don't know yet. It's open bar. Now you've got my attention. And we're going to hire a bus driver to pick us up and drop us off. On a school bus. I don't know if that's the coolest thing or the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Good, nice and entertaining. my moms a 5th grade teacher and its nice to see how the other teachers cope with issues such as these, i have to say though, i for one do feel like I've had satan for a teacher before....

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...Read, Laugh, ENJOY!! BE MERRY!!!!

I've used Satan as a teacher in comics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's not Satan on the inside that counts, but it is Satan on the inside. >:-0

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Sorry! It's not the Satan on the outside that counts, but it is the Satan on the inside.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Are you already a reg here?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Is it bad if I am?

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

You're a great stripper. I especially liked

F*c% it. by Mister_Owens 12-08-03

Alright everyone, take out your Accelerated Reader books! Mr. Owens, what does &*@$# mean? Oh, um, it means "look out." Yeah, that's it, "Look out". No it doesn't. Shit. It means shit. Or sometimes fuck. Now was that so hard?

Brilliant!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

So it's YOU!

Nah, well, whoever you are your strips are great.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You've earned a place in my heart...and my favorites.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.